Monkeys Fist

Building up the knob points here, Pontoon.

Rattled? 21.

21.

He'd only been out of nappies a year

http://youtu.be/wi22OFuVEag

21 though.

21.

Hot flushes? "Women of a certain age"?

Trotter on lump of coal?

Run out of wine?

I typed it into Goo Glit

Which season's is she up to?

Best I can muster is Mario Gomez up front Guily behind him Don Revie managing the pair, with John Motson talking about it I do also get Sofia Vergara as cheerleader though.

Confession- I've had the exact same scenario. Mine was a lass from that there Lahndahn, when I was 19. We were working in the Lake District, I had a crack at her one night, and stopped midway through and went for a beer, saying something along the lines of " Well, if you're not even going to try, Pet.." A two word conversation with a mate who'd also had the pleasure confirmed it. " Corpse?" "Corpse"

Guess she just wasn't feeling it, eh?

What a fucking joke we have become.

9/10. Full marks if you can put Taylor's head on the other bloke.