Monkeys Fist

I drink therefore I ham.

It's all those shiny tops you wear

Surprised the "Gangsta" little cunt didn't pull a knife out. 4 more years.

All the best for 2013 to everyone. Edit; Oops! Forgot the boobs

It's a shocker. Speaking of which ....

Unless they are giving him food.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/20871096 "Newcastle have agreed a deal to sign defender Mathieu Debuchy from Lille, according to the Press Association. The Magpies were linked with the French international right-back, 27, during the summer following his performances at Euro 2012. The fee is believed to be in the region of £5m and the move is set to be completed once the January transfer window opens. Newcastle signed midfielder Yohan Cabaye from Lille in June 2011. Debuchy played in all four of his country's games at Euro 2012 and has 13 senior caps. Danny Simpson, 25, currently plays at right-back for Newcastle, so Debuchy's signing could put his future on Tyneside in doubt as his contract expires in the summer and he has yet to agree a new deal."

I just put " Cold Dead hands of mobile rapist/serial killer" into Google images. Guess what was 1st hit

Could be anyone's. " I am a Tory lard freak" or they're not yours.

He'll be an hour or two scraping the mash out from behind his nails. Edit: just seen them. Cheat, they're your wife's!

Pics or GTFO

They are fairly common throughout the British Isles Diego

I had to host the pic somewhere ! That was easiest

Mothers are mental! He's made a remarkable recovery, just chinned his sister and is back to his default Destructo Boy mode. I prefer the little shit when he's ill

Time to put up or shut up CT. When you've posted your blob like mitts, we'll take it to Public Poll. What do you say , Bitchtits?

Fraternal pride. And nice one Gemmill, contact him through his site, or hoy me a pm if/when you want one and I'll put you in touch.

Cheers Gemmill, They'd look lovely in your new house (I'm shameless)

Why don't you use your Pig's Tits to press the buy button, you lardy buffoon ?

There are two sets of fingers on display Top ones are Fist Frere's Bottom ones are mine. Both have seen the wrong of end of a hammer.

Let me Toogle that for you ... http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/32967-the-belta-cock-thread/#entry1085600