Monkeys Fist

It's not the size, it's what I do with them. RUN AWAAAAAAAAY!!!!

I reckon he recognised you from one of your "special" films and didn't know how to say " I have cracked out several, thank you"

One each HMHMHHMHM The Grey Man Happy Boobday gents

Twat

Used to go out with a lass who called mine the Onion, as it made her eyes water. Was quite chuffed until she told me it was because of the smell

Wtf are those grey things behind her?

For clarity, here is an ugly woman with massive teeth Whereas this is a beautiful woman

Too late. I've committed.

I prefer a largish one, but girth the most important factor.

Puff.

Boro?? Who the fuck are they?

You don't think she looks SHHHHMOKING in the first one ?

A whole page with a single minge pic. You utterly useless pricks, every one of you. Christine Merrill

Holt on a minute Fish, that's otterly dreadful.

I'm Sportacus

Who's to say that even the ones you think you know about are telling the truth? *cue Satellite Boy.

You fucking beast! Mines only 32gb , so it must be half the weight.

A sad day for otters.

You'll be getting two then, and pumping iPhone to keep in shape?

No, she did do a Playboy shoot.