Monkeys Fist

Fuck knows. But this comes from someone who knew of Ashley in his younger days... Perhaps they've renamed Spurs as Chelsea, to showcase the commercial potential.

I seem to recall their being far more bother from Boro than there ever was from Sunderland. I think Sunderland were so far behind the times that they didn't really get into that scene until it was on its way out. It's a mugs game, anyway. I would say one thing though, for any of them reading this, could they explain how the scenes at Roker Park where away fans would infiltrate home areas in numbers and weren't shy in showing who they were, were never replicated at St. James' Park? Must've been one of those coincidences, obviously their sisters were on day release those very same days. What would you rather do- fight or shag?

I'd liken it to a bacteriologist studying a strain of bacteria as it mutates into something more virulent. The bacteria is a living thing, indiscriminately multiplying but has no self awareness, or control over its actions. The bacteriologist looks on , horrified and repelled by what he sees, always aware that it is just a simple organism.… … but classy.

Post this pic on your FB page with a comment along the lines of " Great Bloke!" See how many of your friends get pissy with you, thinking its Joseph Kony. Then hit them with the " so you think black men look alike?" Oh the joys of Friday night in!

Doghumped in the neck!

Inherently, it's a morale thing.

A Govt. scheme to save £159 million by sharing services between departments has gone £500 million over budget. Would be hilarious if it wasn't so fucking criminal! http://www.publicfinance.co.uk/news/2012/03/money-saving-shared-services-overspend-by-500m/

Congrats Wykiki!

This is what happens when you do it like Spurs… On topic, no surprise if Tiote is away in summer, no surprise that Dewek is still an odious turd, no surprise our resident loony has turned this thread the way of so many others.

Ye Gods, 51 years old and he's only managed to spell 2 words out of 6 spelt correctly. And one of them is 'a'......... according to Facebook, he's unable to spell the name of the firm he works for either....... Name and shame Gene, you know it's for the good of humanity.

I'd ask him if he'd show you any pics of Dani Behr's growler. FYP

Foil hats on boys! http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2012/0308/breaking1.html Hits Canada in about 20 mins.

Welcome to Hell!

£30??? Where at like

Too many hangers-on in that game.

Cottaging.

http://m.metroradioarena.co.uk/events/4698/gillette-soccer-saturday-live-with-jeff- How not to sell tickets

Bad crack that , RIP. Eh F**h?

What a bunch of pretentious, pompous, supercilious, arrogant wankers you lot are, epitomised by Monsieur Given. Get over yerselves man!

If I collided with CT I reckon it'd be like getting cuddled by dough.

Don't be daft man! Hoy the spaz in there too!

Inshane in the membrane innit. "Fatty" , from the Lena Zavaroni of the taxi world.

You're right it's not. RTG is the upper 0.1% of them who can almost write. I must admit, I've often wondered the same thing, but my day to day experience of the filthy beggars is what prompted me to write ( in all seriousness) my first line.

In Shane we trust.

Proves the point Gene so eloquently makes.