Monkeys Fist

She's a woman- she noticed.

Ohhh Martin.... Buy her Englebert's latest single Meenzer. ( But seriously man, Englebert Humperdinck ? We'll walk it )

are you a supporter of a cowardly terrorist scumbag organisation ? Do you spend your own cash supporting NUFC ? How long have you done this, if so ? What attracted you to the club in the first place ? Are you threatening to überfan him?

This is their 3 day old, 49 page version of it. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=677349 Proof we "don't matter" to them.

Is what you're drinking/smoking, available over the counter? Take two tom & Jerry episodes daily. it'll kick in soon enough. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOwhrCkMiKA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

"I have accounted for my decision to appoint Derek Llambias in great detail to my pet tortoise.…"

Yes, but where's the Carroll money? Did you threaten to overrule him?

Fuck off! Thats got to be a spoof, no one can be that thick.

Remarkable!

I fear for his birthday cake.

How the fuck did you guess that?

Leather? weapons? Chebs? I say… it's enough to pique a chap's interest in S&M! And this last one… … just because.

Warm

Guess what this big hill is called?

Sorry mate , have to pull you there. Mackems are , without exception, severely hydrophobic.

Are big, burly mackems ok then Deaders?

I'm biting my feckin tongue in half here like.

I love the fact someone clearly spent many, many hours, trawling the furthest recesses of their creative mind to finally hit upon a name for both the above memtioned areas , one which fully conveys their stark, staggering beauty.

Can't blame them really… I think they find the cost of fumigating and sterilising the ferry and metro prohibitive.

The North Lakes is easily my favourite spot in the UK. Lovely at this time of year when it's not overrun with pensioners coach parties.