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Monkeys Fist

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  1. You both have a lot in common man Brock. Shit Geordie Accents Dreamy in the kitchen. 1 out of 2 isn't bad
  2. He's beefed up considerably too, from the gangly lop he was 10 yr ago.
  3. You sound like Daniel Craig in Our Friends In The North when you sing.
  4. A fortnight is fair warning for the residents of Boldon. "This is a CT alert. This is a CT alert The tubby one is pissed in his garden THIS IS NOT A DRILL REPEAT- THIS IS NOT A DRILL Please prepare yourself. "
  5. Inspired by Love the Bobby's sig, I'm having a Lindisfarne moment or two
  6. Let's do a duet CT. Tush , ZZ Top. Edit; D'oh! Meant La Grange! That's the whiskey
  7. And through it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall she offers me protection An that
  8. Gewse, feeeul, boowe. What do you put on your chips?
  9. Monkeys Fist

    Banks

    " Hello this is Santander. Broadsword calling Danny Boy. Badger Badger Mushroom" Something along those lines ?
  10. If you can make him out over the deep grumbling roar of the CLS Hog. Or the bippety bip of 20 pinball tables at once.
  11. Short tempered then, was he? When asked about him , his doctor said " I have little patience"
  12. Bound to happen, he was in poor elf.
  13. I prefer Tom Waits myself, rather than that smog dullard.
  14. I'm assuming you have a laptop by the kitchen sink, Cath. Ham and mustard on brown for me btw.
  15. Bless. Did you get your man to help you
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