Monkeys Fist

This was posted in July, might do the trick. http://www.28dayslater.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=62389

Thank God for private messaging on here though, eh AA? Nudge wink etc. This lass isn't from Washington by any chance is she? Initials LM, aka Mercy?

Its kind of got to be deserted as she's going to be quite skimply dressed... is it likely to be open on that day? Not sure she'll take her top off if there's other people around I know loads mate!! But you'll need me with you as a guide.

And I'm sure that's not the first rimshot Kevin's had.

What you wearing then Kevin?

I like her soft furnishings in this one.Very understated

Ah, memories eh Catmag?

I'll take all the above as a " Yes" then. Filthy Mare! Did he play Pop?

Has Catmag shagged Cheggers then, or am I barking up the wrong(un) tree?

A black cab will get you away and to your hotel straight away, but as mentioned , you're looking at £20+.

Aye, well done Kitman, you mad bastard. The outcome of the original marathon is what's always put me off attempting one

Spill. He's deed now, can't sue. Let's just say he propositioned a young lady in a hotel bar when he was up in the north-east and very much expected her to agree to some sleazy suggestions and meet him in his room. She was pretty horrified. What was a 10 year old girl doing in a bar?

Spill. He's deed now, can't sue.

How come? It easy. Like this

Bloody Hell, I used to knock back gallons of Quattro. And the Pencils,… Has Pickled Onion Flavouring been banned now?

Jimmy Saville in a Tardis. Now Then Now Then. RIP Eccentric Nutter.

عيد ميلاد سعيد you Crazy Old Bugger.

Could be the last time Titus dribbles in the box for several years.

Can I just say that it's impossible to stalk anyone starring in a pantomime.

Ys. Crrct.

What did Josef Fritzl like to do at Halloween? Pumpkin

Does J69 breathe through his cock then?

Liverpool will not be on my Christmas card list.

I'd settle for a shed.

Oxford! Of course. Here's an old one- name an English league side who's name starts with 5 consonants.