Monkeys Fist

A couple of months ago she asked if I would swap a shift so she could go out with her mate the night before. I couldn't and a couple of days before the shift she puts on Facebook that she's sprained her ankle and is in agony. My reply to her was to say that if this were her trying to skive off I'd be livid. No reply. Sure enough the night before the shift she calls in to take the time off and I'm called in (because I live 10 minutes away). She refuses to take my phone call so I leave a message, calmly explaining that I know fine fucking well she's skiving, that if anyone asks I shan't be covering for her and that she can forget about me helping her the previously agreed shift swaps. Sounds petty as fuck but she's taking the piss. I'm on my break and she's turned the light off at her desk and has reclined her chair so she's nice and comfy while she shuts her eyes. Bet you every penny in my pocket against every penny in yours that she's asleep within 30minutes Poop tache opportunity. Do it.

Explain yourself

Are you having a breakdown sonny?

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Is that not the station for Middlesbrough? edit: No sorry, thats 'Six fingers in your sister's baby'.

Be nice to your Mommy

I think he may have taken the outcome of his recent weigh-in rather badly . Maybe you lot should give him some space ? . . Takes up plenty as it is, the chubby fool.

One thing at a time man, He's loading up the bacon gun. Sent him a pm, just in case he's missed this thread. Bad Fish, baaad Fish

Updated.

One thing at a time man, He's loading up the bacon gun.

I'm CT and so's my wife.

Right, that's it. I try my best and that's the response I get? I've had it with this place. Craig, cancel my account. Ayatollah blatantly bullying a poster who's contributed jokes for years including anal sex innuendos just for copying his bingo joke? I'm sick of this kind of attitude on here lately. Thats me finished on here too. Craig, do the honours, mate.

Right, that's it. I try my best and that's the response I get? I've had it with this place. Craig, cancel my account.

There's a post on there now. Only 44. Christ. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=626730

Whilst tracking down the above Viz snippet, I found this, which made me laugh like a bastard.

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Fish on gardening leave.

Tbh, CT has had the hump since his avatar was taken away. Time for a new one?

On yer bike CT?

I'm going from brunette to silver. Except my head, which has been pink since 1996.

I had 5 huge spiders in here last week! They always come in to the warm in September. I bought some Spiderex repellent and sprayed it everywhere!! It has Horse chestnut oil and clove oil in... apparently spiders don't like that. Or a cheaper version would be to get some conkers and place them around the home. Once again, I'll be heading south to spread my conkers round TR's gaff.

He'll be back on Monday with Episode IV of The Burger Diaries. Guaranteed.