Monkeys Fist

Is that from Viz? Can I buy them from World of Wasps?

Aye. Tried all kinds of ear drops and whatever but nowt works better than cooled, boiled water with some salt in it and a fuck off big syringe. Once the main plugs come out I feel like that little deaf baby getting his implants switched on for the first time

Could’ve been worse- could’ve been £1270.

I got some water trapped in my ear whilst on holiday in Corfu back in 2004. Went to a doctor on the island to get the lugs jetwashed, and the things that came out were horrific. Like, you could probably tar a roof with it. Ever since, I’ve had to give em a blast every month or so and it’s both disgusting and fantastic- disgusting because of the amount, and colour, of the shit that falls out, and fantastic because I can hear again.

Res-erection.

Are they ever not?

Fyp

Defence like Penfolds blanket fort.

Me and Mrs. F. are rewatching the first series of True Detective. Fantastic stuff.

Tut tut tut.

I think you’re confusing it with the Funny Pictures Thread, grandad.

Word of warning lads- don’t try to come up with Egypt puns when driving. I just did, crashed and now that’s my Karnak’ed.

What?

I’m pretty sure Ajax was founded by a travelling… … fuck it, you all know the score.

This made me involuntarily clench my sphinxter.

Calm down there Giza.

I Siwa scraping the barrel for Egypt puns now…

Aswan punnist to another, that was terrible.

The fact that during the time of the Prince Bishops, sunderland was little more than a few pig sheds isn’t important here, Durham belongs to sunlin’.

Well, if Luxor anything to go by…

It’ll be collectors getting them in before he fucks off somewhere else. edit; wouldn’t surprise me if it also our polydactyl marrows, because fwends.

By “make a thing” do you mean historical fact, marrow?

I like driving up behind Speed Bumps and laying on the airhorn as I pull out to pass them. Always raises a giggle watching them freak out in the mirror.