Monkeys Fist
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You’d think his lass might’ve fastened the shirt buttons he can’t reach, like. -
Hope your hand recovers fully, but at least you’ll have added a bit of flavour to the avocado.
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Unkal Michelle?
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I think it’s one that’s ate the other. Not sure which way round.
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That’s the least tense I’ve been during a derby for years- we never looked like losing it.
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3-0. FT. Get back to your hovels you mackem skanks.
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We can see you sneaking out!!!
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A third now would kill this.
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Barber- what would you like? Hume- 70s German porn star please.
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Miley on now. Come on son!
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Watch the place empty now
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Keane describes the mackems as a young, INNOCENT team. We’ll see when the rapists trial is over.
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Let’s be honest, if anyone should be getting pelters for the atmosphere, it’s not our lads.
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CT trying to sext his Mrs.
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There’s only 3000 in their seats- they made the bars so welcoming the rest of lads stopped inside
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Just wondering- did all the Orcs paint their hands red in protest before kick-off, or is that yet to come?
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Leading comfortably at HT. Time for the domino card and meat draw at the Fist Garter.
