Monkeys Fist

He's not to everyone's taste, but this is my candidate.

Alright isn't it? Ive got it on whilst cooking. Ramones on now.

Its Ashley's ball, and Joey can't play with. So there.

All the best Hehon.

No wonder you had a hernia… all that bending over.

No, they're all at work or monstrously selfish. I had a mini-Northumberland tart, because of your nagging. (A genuine thank you for the advice though, I'm really shit with hospitals and stuff and am reticent to bother nurses and their ilk to ask their advice, especially cos it just sounds moany and pretty pathetic Your shagging a Morpeth Midget? Filthy bugger!

Indeedy.

Shocking footage of the previously unreported Jesmond riots

tidied

What the fuck have Muslims got to do with this? And why should we kill them all? Warum nicht? Wenn du das nicht mal weisst... Leazes werfen würde Speck Sandwiches

What the fuck have Muslims got to do with this? And why should we kill them all?

The missing gospel is tattooed on my arse.

Oh well, nevermind. She's changed a lot since she was in utero. She's got a look in her eye that says RAPE MEEEE In her Heart Shaped Box? Kevin S. Assilleekunt will have his revenge on her asshole? You been on the Lithium?

Done. Good luck. Hope your owner turns out better than ours.

If you see this bloke, ask him what he thinks of the new facilities…

Ashley's hand will help. Inside job.

High level stuff Maccy Ds eh, Gallygay?

clicky

would be amusing if it wasn't the fucking truth

fyp

I was going to post a gay joke, butt fuck it....