Monkeys Fist

…because I was going to post that but bottled the ensuing shitstorm.

Perez (L)

Moi?? cheeky git! Actually I am in the kitchen LOL I have a desk out here with my PC on Equal rights and all that. Easy access to sammidge recipees!

I'm surprised you're on here at this time of day tbh, unless you have a pc in the kitchen.

You moaning about his post then TR?

Saha.

As a 10yr old I spent many hours fighting off hordes of beeatches playing Catchy Kissy. Life training.

I had completely forgotten about him.

Wynner. Fat little fucker isn't he? He's the same age as me- 43 this year, looks 10 years older.

No, the tubby in question played a decade after Quinn signed for us.

Nyet. He sported a similar chin minge when wearing our colours.

ff to 00.45

Is the difference between a Twat and a Cunt a fanny's hair's width?

His downfall at Fat Club, that.

Joining these, they have a reputation for coming from behind

Okaaaay. Why d'you say Craig is a moaner, just curious like

Is that you Skidders?

An electorate too thick to understand voting reform and thick enough to fall for Cameron's cunning plan of employing an absolute patsy to take all the blame for their economy stalling policies. Has nowt to do with it. They've got a good kicking because of the Tuition lies. The majority of the public is still behind the deficit reduction. I hope the Liberals act up and Cameron tells them to fuck off and calls a general election. Im sure they would be back with a very big majority.

Spot! Brilliant. We played an extreme version of Kingo ,with a cricket ball instead of a tennis ball, for a couple of weeks when none of us had a tennis ball. Feckin' knacked!

Guess who this porky fucker is? (yes, he played for us)

" Box of salty popcorn and a pack of hankies please"

" If you don't follow Danny Simpson on Twitter, please leave the room......."