Monkeys Fist

You're not alone Stevie. Rocky Dennis springs to mind.

Best of luck mate. What's on the menu? Edit; Your square pies would go down a bomb I reckon!

Coincidentally, another utter waste of skin.

Had any luck finding work?

Not at all but you clearly are. Alex claimed their was people on here that had lost their jobs because of the cuts not me. I was responding to the over the top statement that the lower classes have been savaged. All about context of the remark not that no one has been affected. So take your high horse and shove it up your arse. Even the examples you give, still don't relate to "posters on here having lost their jobs". I suppose we can't discuss racism in case someone on here knows a black person or religious fanatics in case someone knows a Muslim. Tit. "I'm alright Jack, fuck everybody else" Tories. To a tee TitCunt.

There was a young fella called Fist Who wos always taken the pist He called me a dope So I jimmied his rope And now the dear chaps sadly mist. I rest my case.

Only applies to those with brains. Grade A Tree is exempt. Poetry? Can't wait.

You claim no-one on here has lost their job through cuts. Then when two of us respond you imply we are lying. Underneath all the nicey nicey family man shit, you're a grade A cunt aren't you?

Who on here has lost their job because of the cuts? Thanks for the compliment? And I didn't say that nobody would be effected, the argument was about the lower classes being "savaged"......(as you know fine well btw). Three friends, one cousin. Sister in law's job in the balance. That do you? Tit

What's worse is when a southerner doesn't even get it right: "Whey aye the lads!" "Fuck off you daft bastard" I've got no idea why they believe they're superior to us. I'm not intellectually intelligent, I'm above average, but nothing outstanding and I can honestly say people I've worked with in Newcastle through my life are generally more academically intelligent than people in London. So that's one thing. One thing and I'm just being honest here, hope nee one takes offence, they're more confident/full of themselves than we are in Newcastle just how I find it, and London's a beautiful city, but you're better off in Newcastle on 30k a year than 45k a year in London, like honestly. When I lived in London for a month when I was a youngun, I had to come home cos when I was waking up in the morning I didn't feel that I could settle there wasn't me, these days a week and two weeks at a time is enough. Don't get me wrong there's loads of mint people in London, and it's exciting but you get fuckin sick of it as well. I tell you what it is I could write 200 things literally to moan about London and people there. Easy Tiger!

And everyone thought Parky was a mentalist. Has Blue Ray got owt go do with it?

It's the Verbal Diarrhoea Diet.

Just googled it. Aye, it's him. Wiki I am a sad bastard.

Is that the Riddler off Batman on the left?

You're spot on about Trainspotting mind.

Stevie, It was the PM fists of fury that set me away there. Mental picture and that.

It actually looks canny there.

I have some of this thread on my shoe

Just watched a thing about when Coke changed it's recipe- 79 days later, after mass protests , it changed back. If it ain't broke , DON'T FECKING FIX IT.

If Gok Wan went to a Trekkie convention, that shirt would be the horrific result.

Nowt wrong with passionate bile - it's my mantra to get through life combined with sardonic contempt for 99.99% of people. I think in life as well there are plenty dodgy characters around and you might think am wrong here, but it's important than you can stick up for yourself so people don't talk down to you, or worse when you're at school physically bully you. Another thing about disagreeing with people, would life not be boring if everybody held the same views putting them across in the same way? I think since I've moved south it has made me stick up for myself more - its sad to say that the number of people who I meet who hear the accent and instantly assume I'm unintelligent is huge - the degree to which they do that determines my response. I love it when that happens though, rather than dive down their throats, I enjoy watching them squirm as they gradually realise I can run rings round them.

Vive la difference, je dits. Mon ami.

Don't most people? Wronguns I think deserve to be exposed personally. Know nowts I say nothing to them tell they contradict me, or are talking an unbelievable amount of bollocks, OOT's I just wind up. I remember Danny B saying I sounded like I was the happiest cunt he'd heard. I can't fake it. I wish I could but I can't, but when am in a shit mood I can't hide it. You're one of the happier people like I can feel it. Some people post and you just see their name you know it's not going to leave you smiling at the end though. Mentionin nee names, well I've mentioned most of them to be fair. Don't know who you mean