Monkeys Fist

Fuck avocados!

He’d have been perfect for them too- ginger as fuck, with two thumbs and eight fingers on one hand.

Well, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiite!

I’ve said it before, but it must be a miserable existence being a mackem- your rivals are are looking at success for generations, your not-even-signed-yet manager is shite, your billionaire owner puts the blockers on your efforts in Microsoft Paint, and your extra toe has just worn a hole in your Classic Diadoras. Giddup!

Ah, at the mother-in-laws…

Having seen it, I don’t think the decision not to allow it had anything to do with its anti-Saudi content. “ Nah, not having that, it looks shit”

Pics or GTFO

Certainly didn’t keep the doctor away.

Are you in detention?

Fruits de Mer!

Doesn’t want to alienate a customer, does he? The grain for the bread and water they feed all the prisoners in Saudi jails, before murdering them, has to come from somewhere …

Season Ticket is four consecutive syllables- they’d only get confused.

He’s got to do something to earn his pocket money.

Hang on- has he got a manual or automatic- if the latter, just kick his left knee in, if it’s manual, we need a rethink

Well.… kick his fucking knees in then.

Canestan will sort that out mate.

Nee botha man!

Which brings me to… Do I win £5?

You and the chauffeur can get in on a twofer mate.

Remember where you saw it first. Thanks for reading my post.

They’re banging on about being a “data-driven club”… is this now part of “The Model”? They absolutely swallow any old drivel their current grifters come out with, don’t they?

I’ve just realised- if this lad gets the job they’ll have Basic Mick as gaffer. Made my weekend

This is grade A, prime, undiluted, pure as fuck, top notch mackem comedy gold. We all knew it was coming, but they still managed to confound our already subterranean expectations and dug some fucker out of the Marianas Trench. I hope he’s every inch the utter disaster they all think he’ll be. I’m going to live dangerously and say that the New Manger Bounce they were clearly hoping for will be as flat as a witches tit by the time we play them. Outstanding

I love it.