Monkeys Fist

Aye, but they have to paint the away end black and white- these are the rules now.

“ Si’ thee Geoffrey, grand tha could come along to gi’ uz tha thoughts on’t’ crigget … … but first, dost tha beat tha wife, lad?”

“ Hi, I’m Mr. Fist, I’ve been a member of Toontastic since … err… a canny while. As well as posting pictures of tiddies and making jokes I enjoy ridiculing our Free Beer Neighbours down the road. I used to have a season ticket, bought a few shady ones, saw us get humped at Wembley and Cardiff, and I’m not a Septic. I embrace the inclusive culture of the club as I truly believe that everyone, regardless of race, sexuality, or politics, is a whopping cunt. How much do we get paid for this?” #votefistfo’fanthingy

Seems cuntishness is rife among footballers … * *

I’m with the mackems here like, not so much with the scarfs but the breakfast snack bars they also gave out- WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH SOME TRADITIONAL ENGLISH POCKET CHEEEYSE?????

This is CT’s kids’ nursery teacher.

Not so dour

They're fast approaching lflat-earther levels of crazy mind. 😀 Rather than accept the very clear and obvious reason they lost- they’re shite, we aren’t, he’s coming up with Wolfyesque noncesense to sooth his fevered mind.

Sadly, he’s more than likely minted. It’s attention he’s after.

Just looked up the definition of dour and it gave me this.

There’d be a lot more runners doing a Radcliffe by the trackside if they looked over their shoulder and saw BDB tearing after them.

Lacking quality, isn’t it?

When did Niki Lauda start supporting the mackems, like?

#imagine?

Manners maketh the man. It’s always pussy first, heathen!

Get fucked.

He’s been reported to Northumbria Police by multiple people, from various fan bases. NP are investigating. His account, unsurprisingly, full of homophobia, racism, antisemitism and transphobia. Also unsurprisingly, deleted his account-these cowards rarely have the courage of their convictions.