Monkeys Fist

He looks like he’s in the middle of shitting his keks

They must know that they’re fucking toast, they must. Which makes shit like that, and small boats, and Rwanda, etc etc all the more jaw droppingly malicious, as they know they’ve got little hope of it lasting, if they get in to law at all. Take reducing disability benefits- without even going into the rights or wrongs of reducing it, let’s say they force it through just before they get booted to fuck, and people in receipt of that benefit suffer a cut in 3-4payments until the GE. Even if Labour reinstated the previous level of payment, on their first day in power, that’ll already be too late for 10s of thousands of people who will now be in debt because of the cut. It’s just so unfathomably evil and unnecessary, especially when you look at how much public money was given to their pals during the pandemic to fail to produce products or services. They truly are fucking scum.

You just have to hope that most people can see that they’re now trying to hobble the next incoming government with their unwanted, unneeded batshit policies.

He must be the only Tory that Liz Truss hasn’t shagged.

Can anyone think of a single benefit that Brexit has brought? Just the one will do.

Aye, holiday ended yesterday, it’ll take 3 yrs just to get the feckin foundations dug at this rate. He can kiss goodbye to his Blob unless he gets stuck in.

Meanwhile, Shazza looking fiiine

Looks like they now identify as gunt.

When did Johnson start banging his current horse-faced Mrs? Was it before the NDA with Ms. Fleet in 2017, or was he still married to his previous baby provider?

I did when I saw the pic.

I filled my Escort up with diesel yesterday by mistake. She died.

It’s a nice video, but the last two options can’t happen- Leazes Terrace and Leazes Park are both listed.

This is Mr. Rahman speaking. Please listen.

Gloomy by name, Gloomy by…

Is she resting her chebs on Batmans head?

I used to know a South African lad who would binge on Greek cheeses several times a day. He just got feta and feta …

Alan Robson can fuck right off, mind.

I’ll second Paleokastritsa, and Paxos, as they’re the only places I’ve been I have the proud distinction of being handed a 3000yr old tortoiseshell hairpin in the museum on Paxos, which promptly decided to snap itself in half. Also found a church in Corfu Town that was stuffed to the gills with basil. You’ll be shocked to learn that it was St. Basil’s.