Monkeys Fist

Beeew!

How long til Murphy is fit? This game is crying out for the Shithousing King

@MrBass’s dog, sitting next to the Scouse bench.

Are we just playing on until they score then?

Beeeeeewww! Beeeeeeew!

Miggy would’ve used his left head

Ffs- offside

Dubs!!!

He’s no Miggy.

I wouldn’t say I’m not giving this 100%, but I’ve got 13 eggs and 4 onions in my fridge.

Saved! And missed! Klopp…

Ffs. Pelanty.

Offside. Klopp.

I’ve just amused myself imagining a scouser trying to pronounce Guimaraes without hockling all over themselves.

If you’ve got players who were one-club career players, I don’t really mind if they’re biased, it’s to be expected. I just fucking hate Carragher, the dirty hockling cunt.

Or Bruno at the first sign of emotion

Fyp

Piece of piss

Just remember lads, no matter how bad tonight ends up being, we’ve suffered MUCH worse in our recent history. Avanti!

Is this tonight? FFS. Looks like I’m relegated to the kitchen, again. edit; Sossidge!

If I’d known this toucher was a mackem I’d never have sat through Saturday afternoon wrestling as a kid at my dad’s gaff.

I remember back in 2001 on New Years Day, most of the family were hungover as fuck, so I took my 7-yr old niece for a walk through the woods at Bolam Lake. It was late by the time we got there, tbh, as I’d had a sherbet or two the night previously. As the light started to fade, she said “ Ohh, it’s getting dark Uncle Fist- it’s a bit spooky!” I said, “ Aye it is pet, and I’ve got to walk back alone.”

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman. None.