Monkeys Fist

Chalet girls are filth

Is Kellys Heroes on HF?

Message received Steven.

Watched that. Just thought, "knob". The actor did some serious 'method' btw. Was skeletal at the end!

Btw, I'm never one of those who subsribes to the view lasses are 'asking for it' but they leave themselves so vulnerable to attacks at times, it's scary. Similar applies to lads and the states they get into on the booze I suppose. Especially teenagers. As a father of three girls and a taxi driver it never ceases to amaze / scare me the state young girls get into. I regularly take out and pick up girls as young as 15 who are away with the fairies, legs akimbo, breasts out, the works. Luckily the taxi trade is pretty well regulated up here but down south with the private hire drivers ...... fucking hell. Then there are the same girls in the same states that some 30 / 40 year old pro has picked up to take home. I once had this girl whimpering in a drunken phase to "help get her home" while her newly met "one night stand" was at the cash point. Usually its the safest bet not to get involved but on this occasion I did and when we got to his I told him she was going home. Not a pleasant scene for a few minutes, but it was the right decision and she always thanks me whenever I pick her up. Been in the exact same situation a couple of times. I just drove off, leaving blokey at the cash point. Radioed in to the office telling them the score and drop the lass off. I'd recommend this way. Steady on, depends who's paying Cah first. Did I say I didn't rape the shit out of her? Rifle the handbag before discarding obv.

I love debating the merits of holed mints. Some cracking films - The Others , love a ghost story at Christmas.

Rafa back to England

Btw, I'm never one of those who subsribes to the view lasses are 'asking for it' but they leave themselves so vulnerable to attacks at times, it's scary. Similar applies to lads and the states they get into on the booze I suppose. Especially teenagers. As a father of three girls and a taxi driver it never ceases to amaze / scare me the state young girls get into. I regularly take out and pick up girls as young as 15 who are away with the fairies, legs akimbo, breasts out, the works. Luckily the taxi trade is pretty well regulated up here but down south with the private hire drivers ...... fucking hell. Then there are the same girls in the same states that some 30 / 40 year old pro has picked up to take home. I once had this girl whimpering in a drunken phase to "help get her home" while her newly met "one night stand" was at the cash point. Usually its the safest bet not to get involved but on this occasion I did and when we got to his I told him she was going home. Not a pleasant scene for a few minutes, but it was the right decision and she always thanks me whenever I pick her up. Been in the exact same situation a couple of times. I just drove off, leaving blokey at the cash point. Radioed in to the office telling them the score and drop the lass off. I'd recommend this way.

Who was the prime suspect?

Where Eagles Dare, Guns of Navarone, The Magnificent 7. "Broadsword calling Danny Boy" Class.

I was thinking the exact same thing.

Played for Aldershot man!

I agree with Alex about the red light area. It's one of the oldest parts, during the day it's ok. Your lass might like the Market in the Joordan area. It's just west of the centre, outside the three canals. About equivalent distance to Monument-Jesmond Metro on foot.

And if you're going to the Anne Frank house, go first thing in the morning. Or save yourself the bother and sit in a cupboard not eating bacon for a few hours.

Plenty. I went for 5 days with Mrs. Fist. Still had a smoke like.

FYP

Her and Amy Williams, naked wrestling in a pool of butter. Now, that's entertainment.

Japanese again?

Has to be

She'll be even sexier when she passes her 11+

BBC News 24 just said it was felt from Barrow to Penrith, lasting over a minute. On the grand scale of things, a cheeky earth fart, but I'll bet folk in Keswick and Cockermouth wer thinking " here we go again"