Monkeys Fist

"Hello my Friend!!! I am a professional sportsman, no really!"

You know I always thought Qatar would be a great place for a world cup

I find it amusing you consider that a posibility tbh. Haha you obviously have a short memory from when Hughton was put in charge. Maybe not you personally, but a lot of doubters on here!!!! The doubts over Hughton, myself included,were because he was untried as a manager, an unknown if you like. The doubts over Pardew are the exact opposite. We all know his fucking record. We know what he's like. Hence the doubts.

Happy Trails mate

Facebook him and you can see pagefuls of her little cunt.

Fucking button it you bell licker, Or I'll control+alt+del you

Sick of it noo me like, truly. *puts on NUST hat* on behalf of the members of this board, we second the above. Anyone fancy a comedy night btw? … anyone?

Just heard they've cancelled Simon Donald as he's not experienced enough. Toughguymick is in 'last minute' talks.

Love a bit of Pingu meself. Penguin Times; "Pardew new NUFC boss"

Is that another name for the Liverpool game ?

I have just put a Pingu DVD on for my daughter. The most sense out of anything Black & White I've heard this week.

Sent ; 12.43pm 08/12/2010 This one? Good to see they have our interests at heart.

Dear Alan, Do us, and yourself , a favour. Get back on the A1, head south, don't fucking stop till you can smell jellied eels. And take the Fat Cunt with you.

Lets just get this straight - lack of experience was the reason a perfectly good manager lost his job. The club are also claiming that the process of finding a new manager (Pardew) started on monday when Golfmag on N-O and Stevie on here revealed we were getting rid of Hughton for Pardew weeks ago. Utter bollocks. You'd think by now we'd be used to the lies, deceit, backstabbing,idiocy and disdain. So why am I still seething?

I think asking people to walk out during play would be like asking the average bloke to pull out during sex What percentage of our support is Catholic? I see your point, just chucking ideas out there. The frustration of knowing there's fuck all we can do is as bad as the actual sacking.

Ashley's 5 year plan in a nutshell.

Other than a total boycott, nowt will shift Ashley. We know from last time a total boycott is a non starter. Since it appears Pardew is a done deal, any protest now is purely a case of registering our disapproval, and therefore needs impact. A walkout, not at half time, but during play on a televised match, seems to me to be our best option. At a prearranged signal, simply get up and walk. Even if only a third of the ground did it, it would be picked up on and noticed. He'd also feel it in his pocket, as half time sales would be down. A flyer handed out the previous game would be enough to get word around. Thoughts?

NUST are missing a trick here tbh. Act , and they have great chance of regaining some credibility and increasing membership. Do nowt, and sink. Not rocket science is it?

This. I'm more stunned now than I was when it happened.

Clutching at straws there KD, unfortunately. It's fucking Pardew. Nailed on. The fat cunt has done us again.

See my post above…

Knows when to nip the sphincter, I'll give her that.

JFK it is then

interesting to hear Sir John Hall talking on TV about the appointments "we" made who spout off on television these days. Wonder who he is talking about ? How many hundreds of times does this need to be said. SHEPHERD WAS NEVER THE MAJORITY SHAREHOLDER AND COULD NOT HAVE MADE ANY APPOINTMENTS WITHOUT AGREEMENT AND CONSULATION WITH THE MAJORITY SHAREHOLDERS. This has been confirmed by Dogless who issued a press statement at the time saying that "we" thought Bobby Robson has lost the plot etc etc [word to that effect]. People will never make good judgements while they let personal feelings, or listen to total crap spouted in CIU clubs etc no nowts to influence their judgements. Dear fuckin Christ. ...... no wonder people laugh at us. Aye, anyone who listens to blokes in pubs wants their heads examined.