Monkeys Fist
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Can I shag your arse? Manc-Mag's tastes of rust.
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Dont think they would comment on the internet mate. What they going to talk about? Getting beat up by Sunderlands fans and smashing geordie pubs up? I was on a coach that was smashed up when nobody was on it by so called hard lads in Liverpool in 1974 You've got me there Leazes- how's that work? Sounds like one of those cryptic ones: I have a mouth but I do not speak I have a bed but I do not sleep What am I? Mute Insomniacs Anonymous' next client.
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Dont think they would comment on the internet mate. What they going to talk about? Getting beat up by Sunderlands fans and smashing geordie pubs up? I was on a coach that was smashed up when nobody was on it by so called hard lads in Liverpool in 1974 You've got me there Leazes- how's that work? pedantic bastard Who's me Daddy?
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The 4 month deal does, to me,raise the question of who made the appointment. Pardew is saying that Carver is an unknown entity to him. Why would he choose an assistant he's unsure of, unless it wasn't up to him?
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Dont think they would comment on the internet mate. What they going to talk about? Getting beat up by Sunderlands fans and smashing geordie pubs up? I was on a coach that was smashed up when nobody was on it by so called hard lads in Liverpool in 1974 You've got me there Leazes- how's that work?
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Is that you Douggy? Any offers on at Wetherspoons?
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In case folk like Jimbo were previous owners of second hand cars; imagine all the dried up spunk on the steering wheel. EDIT: just been on to Jan's profile to see if it was a female Jan, or some 'Yan' bloke. I need to know these things So, Jan.....tell me a bit about yourself
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Wahey!! Kinky Stokoe!
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Bit personal
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CT drives his Taxi of Righteousness around South Shields, if you ever got in his he'd be up your stinkpipe before you could blink.
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Rabit, if you ever get a taxi in South Shields, I'd keep your belt well fastened.
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Cats are ace for children to have around. Until their shit turns them blind.
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Oops
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Judge;" And what are your grounds for the divorce Mrs. @Yourservice?" Mrs. @;" It was me or the Stokoeshop, he chose Stokoeshop"
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Next weeks Lottery numbers or GTF.
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Nice to see a step in the right direction for once. Water under the bridge now, but wasn't Hughton keen on getting Carver in? Anyway, welcome back John
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Superhero gets broken nose fighting crime
Monkeys Fist replied to toughguymick@hotmail.co.uk's topic in General Chat
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This, basically. Even last season, us in the Championship,mackems in the PL, we were the top North East club. Always have been.
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Genius
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No such thing as bad taste in my book
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Can I suggest Gold status for this thread?
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So, I was babysitting last week for my sister-in-law's newborn. As she left she said if the bairn woke up that the best way was to rock it back to sleep. And she was right… After only 3 stones off it's head I didn't hear another sound all night.