Monkeys Fist

Purée the onions and celery and you have my method..... *No no stop it Fist, you are working class, talk about tits*

Just slapped myself Discussing recipes on a football forum, in this thread. Oh the irony

Well there's ingredients go in I can use again and again. Tomatoes onions carrots celery garlic wine/stock basil Honest mate that's all you need.

Aye, how the fuck did you spend £14 on making pasta sauce?

I tell you what I consider middle class what I did. Spent £14 this week making my own Dolmio. Was nicer too. Dolmio is a brand. If you made your own it's a ragout. I don't know, uppity plebs Just pasta sauce isn't it? Get it yourself , innit.

I tell you what I consider middle class what I did. Spent £14 this week making my own Dolmio. Was nicer too. Dolmio is a brand. If you made your own it's a ragout. I don't know, uppity plebs

If you're going out, can you pop into Waitrose and grab me some polenta and a bottle of Montrachet? There's a love. Yeah, get a receipt though, I'll put it on my next expenses claim. I used to work with the son of an MP (which is, in itself a middle class statement). He claimed £1 for crossing the Forth Bridge. A quid FFS. Scandal!!! It's free

If you're going out, can you pop into Waitrose and grab me some polenta and a bottle of Montrachet? There's a love.

Take your pick

Tyne Valley and Northumberland past Rothbury (other than the Lakes which I discount cos its full of tourists and yanks) I know we've had this conversation before like so we won't agree. Although I mentioned two parts of Northumberland being nicer than the Tyne Valley imo. Rothbury way being one of them (Northumber National Park / Cheviots etc). It's a canny bit further than 10 miles though. Btw I think the Tyne Valley is lovely but there's a lot of the England countryside on a par with it. Even in terms of looking quite similar. Worcestershire is a very underrated county, and Warwickshire, similar but it's not the same imo. There's about 30 miles of the A696 in to Scotland where you're on the road and you think you're in heaven. Take your lass up it and across the border, with "Love lifts up where we're belong on the stereo" see if you agree. Fuckin hell Stevie How to spoil a nice drive.

Tony Blair was on the right tracks but got it wrong....if he'd said "everyone's middle income nowadays" he'd have been more accurate if you ask me. You can have done the university thing, got a graduate traineeship, made a meteroric rise through the ranks of a ftse top 100 comapany, married Jemima, the Roedean educated daughter of the finance director, got the townhouse,got,got the villa in Tuscany,got the Porsche Cayenne and dozens of immigrant staff to look after the two of you and your 2.4 children and your fuckin golden retreiver....but if you were brought up in Wallsend where your old man worked as a light plater in Swan Hunters and your mam as a dinner lady theres still fuck all middle class about you I disagree tbh But there are very few people working class these days. To put it in perspective, when I was a baby my dad used to have to ride his bike from CLS to Bishop Auckland to get to work as he couldn't afford the bus. Seriously. He used to steal coal off the slag heap to keep the house warm when interest rates went up to 15%, and used to hide from the gas man behind the sofa. These days the 'working classes' have the full sky package, broadband, flat screen, 3 takeaways a week, 2 cars on the drive. Your Dad worked? Pfft, middle class

nah, his wife is called Germaine isn't she Still almost relevant, though. Well, I'm sorry to tell you that you lot are going to have to miss my presence for a few days. Thompers especially will be mortified and fuming. I know it was subtle but, Where are you off to? Anywhere nice?

nah, his wife is called Germaine isn't she Yo! Bitch

Cmon Leazes, You dont know Lorelle? Lorelle Shepherd ?

I always thought Leazes' Mrs was a hottie like Sorry Leazes. I tried and failed to find a pic of Lorelle I could hoy up, so had to settle for Fatima.

why don't you put me through that test, sweet stuff Been there done that me old fishie. Clear case of Ichthyophobia there like Kevin.

I saw you too- were you in a car? Aye, the beige one! One of you was just beside the words LTD and the other was doing sweet fa on the roof That was Monkey, was actually curling one out!

Which phobia best applies to the motley crew of posters on here. Pick from the list here http://phobialist.com/reverse.html I'll start with; Leazes has Sophophobia and Epistemophobia Meenzer could have a touch of Eurotophobia.

I saw you too- were you in a car?

I suspect our young Oirish friend suffers from Athazagoraphobia.

He had a chute though- puff tbh

Acrophobia- fear of heights Batophobia- Fear of heights or being close to high buildings. http://phobialist.com/

Is that the walkway on the High Level? Cracking shot. Love this shot Not 10 yards to the right of there I had an "encounter" in my youth. Love that bridge

Having spent his first night in jail getting bum raped til he bled, George Michael has launched an appeal against his 8 week sentence. He's asking for at least 3 months more.