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Monkeys Fist

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  1. This is horrific. My sympathies lie with the families of the victims- what started as a perfectly normal day for them has ended in this. If he's topped himself , what a gutless coward. Fucking horrible, hate shit like this.
  2. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,593833,00.html His mates call him Bob
  3. he is a cutie Pud hows he doing?? Fantastic mate, hes 5 months now, looks like he'll cut a tooth or 10 any day soon, 16lb 8 in weight and already in clothes for 9-12 months (not sure where he gets that from like!). Hes now learnt how to blow raspberries, cocks his legs when farting (and then laughs) and basically just spends his days making ours that much brighter. Point a camera at him and he comes out of his shell and place anything down in front of him when hes being changed and he'll boot it off the table, cracking left foot! Mint !
  4. you dorty little bugger! She got off lightly... He was going to take her up the Back O Skiddaw. Tis a rough passage.
  5. Monkeys Fist

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    17 Good job you didn't study Law then.
  6. Monkeys Fist

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    How old is your Mam like?
  7. Monkeys Fist

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    Moving Images !!!!! Gold
  8. Monkeys Fist

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    terrible thing , guilt.
  9. In the Wild West, people generally weren't worshipping giant, talking trees like har har What i mean is the side quests aren't much different to each other and the little random world events are quite samey/buggy I'm never sure who do shoot half the time. End up killing everyone so I don't get a bounty. Get up close and use non fatal shots- leg, gut.Then hogtie the one you need, finish the rest off. Failing that.... ... Use the Force Luke, use the Force.
  10. Monkeys Fist

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    Re-sits are inevitable. Here to help.
  11. I know it will solve nothing, but have you introduced him the Fists of Fury? If he's playing the wanker anyway, you might as well.
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    Kevin, This might help you with some of your exams.
  13. Following the US model, with golf balls and rubbish? Possibly one of the few holes that Tiger Woods hasn't plugged yet
  14. Following the US model, with golf balls and rubbish?
  15. Porn. Reported. I'm only 16, what is them things Must ask my Mother. you have a bent Yank in your sig, smoking the dome. Hypocrite. Isn't it Brandon Flowers? Considering he's married and a follower of a notoriously homophobic religion I suspect it's extremely unlikely that he's fond of quiche. But not impossible, admittedly. It's always the married God squadders that love a secret cock. Common knowledge.
  16. Porn. Reported. I'm only 16, what is them things Must ask my Mother. you have a bent Yank in your sig, smoking the dome. Hypocrite.
  17. Home-grown obviously? Can't be doing with any foreign muck
  18. Rule#3a;this sweepstake is only open to residents of participating nations. FoK
  19. Pinkeys Special please Not sure about the goose quill like Each to their own my man, each to their own
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