Monkeys Fist

Ant turning up to fix shit… feels like Theoden waking up…

Are you the agency lad we’ve brought in for Andrew’s holiday cover?

The lad next to them in the blue has just beaten him to it.

Im just so grateful his parents christened him William and not Phillip.

Oh aye, Elvis Costello famously hated owt to do with Newcastle …

Fuck me- that’s a bit evil mate.

Wykiki’s gaffer straight after speaking to the receptionist … * mutters* ” Has this new cunt never heard of über?”

Is that bloke that lives in a basement eating crème eggs and belching still about? His channel next season will be a documentary of one man’s descent in to severe depression.

Nobody asked for your dick pics man. Btw, I’d go to the doc if I were you.

Young Ms. Fist went to this. She’s been recovering from a serious illness and this was one of her milestones so she was over the moon to be able to go. I asked her what the highlight of the gig was and she said it was afterwards in the Metro station. They were on the platform, the place was packed with everyone singing when it suddenly went quiet, and a strong tang of stale sweat and dirty kegs drifted through the place. She turned around and saw a pathway open up through the crowd, and two lads in sunderland tops making their way confidently towards the platform, handing out slices of Pocket Cheeyse as they went. Everyone gratefully received their slice , until they got to two lads stood next to my daughter. She said they were both 7ft tall and over twenty stone with muscles on their fingers. No sooner had they refused The Cheeyse when, KABLAAM, KAPOOOW! The pair of them were one-punched by the givers of The Cheeyse- sparked out cold. Everyone looked at their feet, and the atmosphere was briefly uncertain, but then some international students, 5 Japanese lasses, reverently approached the two lads and requested Cheeyse. As soon as they got their slices, they started hopping up and down, clapping their hands and squeaking, ” We hate the mags anarl, Mallas!” Our two heroes got on their train, and as it pulled away and headed south, Ms. Fist thought she heard an Elvis song come over the station PA, but she’s not sure because at that very same moment EVERY SINGLE PERSON in that station broke out in spontaneous applause and cheering as our heroes left the station. I’ve just snuck in to check on her now, and she’s slept with The Slice under her pillow, and has replaced her poster of Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud with this one of Eric Gates Marras, I’ve never been so proud of her. True story

I don’t think anyone is necessarily comparing them to each other directly , however it’s very well documented that each band had a strong influence on the other. edit; well, aye, PL is , but hey ho

Terry Hibbitt was pretty tidy avec le ballon too.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp85gk40lk7o Nonsense article about the return of derbies being used to push an increase in regional tourism, but… … there is juicy bait within! Once that one lad on RTG who can read tells the rest about it, the fewm will be biblical

Using “God Only Knows” as the example, I think it’s because 1- He did it first 2- Used/invented studio techniques to get multi-layered harmonies that were groundbreaking, at the time. 3- wasn’t his cunt cousin, Mike Love. Like a lot of music from that era, people have become, perhaps not blasé about it, but have heard it so much they’re used to it. Everthing that followed it using the same, or improved, techniques probably also now falls into that category, so the uniqueness of his talent has become dulled with time. I absolutely love some Beach Boys tracks, unbelievable sound and vibe.

Dementia sufferers will often fall back on often used phrases from before they became ill If I ever get it, I hope that once I can’t recognise my family and friends I start greeting them with ” who’s this Cunt?”

They couldn’t take the denpressure.

What about Ronnie Pickering?

He’ll be alive again tomorrow when the board goes down again.

They struggled almost as much as Princess Anne running Gatcombe Park.

I honestly think it should be classed as porn, since they’re openly licking her hoop.

As much as I’m a “ Come the Revolution, get them up against the wall “ type of republican when it comes the royals, my Mrs will watch any old shite about them, which Channel 5 seems to be fond of. Had our tea, kids have fucked off to their various rooms , I’d tidied up the kitchen and came to sit down with Mrs. F and maybe watch a movie. Nope She’s fully , eyes glazed, deep in to a thing - Gatcombe Park , A Royal Residence. It should’ve been called Gatcombe Park, a Royal Rimjob. Various simpering cunts hoop-licking Princess Anne and her progeny in to oblivion, the worst of which was their “concern” that she “struggled” to keep the estate running.… Get fucked with a big stick. She’s the King’s fucking sister who’s toed the royal line all her life, she wouldn’t know “struggle” if it walked up her with a massive sign saying “I’m Struggling Financially” and sparked her the fuck out. I had to decamp to the kitchen. Happy fucking Saturday night lads