Monkeys Fist

It's a conspiracy by the supermarkets to sell stuff nobody would eat otherwise. Like cous-cous. Bulgur Wheat pisses all over cous cous tbh. I like Nigel Slater's Simple Suppers. I'd pay to let Nigella piss on my cous cous.

Aye, we used it at school (1980-1984). Charvers were usually radgies too.

Nah. I live in Forest Hall though. From 'Burrie' originally Used to be a good chippy in Palmersville. The Chinees in FH was pretty rank as I remember (the one up near the school) though he did sell mars bars The Chippy is still there, still good. The Toxic Takeaway is also still serving E-Coli to it's happy customers.

Sounds like you know what you're on about there like. This what you mean Stevie? Amritsar Massacre

Wonder how many entries were based around this..........

:P

Nah. I live in Forest Hall though. From 'Burrie' originally So, you could be related? I didn't get what you meant at first there Anyway, nearly everyone in Burradon is related True, I was talking to a lad in the Halfway House who was his own brother.

Unless your fridge resembles this.....

Nah. I live in Forest Hall though. From 'Burrie' originally So, you could be related?

They will be using frozen halal chicken breast, the reason it looks nowt like chicken is because it is pumped with water to make the breasts bigger. When cooked it has little 'bubble' holes in the meat where the excess water was frozen- looks like processed shite- horrible. In Forest Hall, The Taste of India is superb- it's a 'sitty doon' that does takeaway. Last time I used it there was no delivery service. It is licensed though, so you can have a pint while you wait. For a Rinkys, the Joy King, about 3 doors along from the Taste of India is good without being outstanding- does derively too. Service is absolutely terrible like. Stopped going. Still get the odd takeaway from there though. Joy King does ridiculously big portions. There's a good one in Burradon (aka Dodge City) that does deliveries. It's called the Spice Garden. Really nice curries and it's a bit different too. Aye, you do wait a while . Might don the body armour and give Burradons finest a try Alex. Fuck that shit. Get them to deliver. A cunning plan there Alex. Does your surname begin with B?

His best time was 7 seconds according to this. Movie was cracking too.

They will be using frozen halal chicken breast, the reason it looks nowt like chicken is because it is pumped with water to make the breasts bigger. When cooked it has little 'bubble' holes in the meat where the excess water was frozen- looks like processed shite- horrible. In Forest Hall, The Taste of India is superb- it's a 'sitty doon' that does takeaway. Last time I used it there was no delivery service. It is licensed though, so you can have a pint while you wait. For a Rinkys, the Joy King, about 3 doors along from the Taste of India is good without being outstanding- does derively too. Service is absolutely terrible like. Stopped going. Still get the odd takeaway from there though. Joy King does ridiculously big portions. There's a good one in Burradon (aka Dodge City) that does deliveries. It's called the Spice Garden. Really nice curries and it's a bit different too. Aye, you do wait a while . Might don the body armour and give Burradons finest a try Alex.

Bloody impossible to get a sun lounger in them.....

They will be using frozen halal chicken breast, the reason it looks nowt like chicken is because it is pumped with water to make the breasts bigger. When cooked it has little 'bubble' holes in the meat where the excess water was frozen- looks like processed shite- horrible. In Forest Hall, The Taste of India is superb- it's a 'sitty doon' that does takeaway. Last time I used it there was no delivery service. It is licensed though, so you can have a pint while you wait. For a Rinkys, the Joy King, about 3 doors along from the Taste of India is good without being outstanding- does derively too.

you could just not save any filth! Hahaha, a phone with no filthy pictures are you mad man?! A lock is my only option. This might be what you're after.... go to #18 "Private Pics" clicky

Stiva, that is a quality avatar type thingy you have there. however , I now will not be able to take anything yousay seriously, as i will be thinking of a rare parrot humping some blokes head.

you could just not save any filth!

Want (the t-shirt , nee batty boy me like, before anyone starts )

Surely there wont be any 'generations' to pass this thread on to if the seed of life is sprayed aal ower the gaff, rather than into the 'tunnel of productivity' ? Just takes one of the wee fellas to set out in search of the Ultimate Prize- entry to Furvana, and the future generation is made. ( As I, Pud, and one or two others on here have recently been reminded of ).

failing that, there's the equally likely chance of me finding a strange old metal lantern on the way to Plymouth. Giving it a crafty rub, wouldn't you know it- POOF! Out pops the genie. Give the kids a run out on the South Coast.

Treck and a half that like! At least we can look forward to a half hour TV special on how dedicated our away support is.

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Front runners for lead roles are Ricky Gervais and Bella Emberg.