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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Excellent that Fish. There was one on tv recently about a family of surfers, led by a rather " authoritarian " father. The name of it escapes me at the moment- anyone?
  2. Fuck you!! ..... I won't do what you tell me Err... Wrong thread
  3. Corn syrup in the first ones. I also had Stretch X-Ray, his evil nemesis. Any leaks could be stopped with an Elastoplast.
  4. Aye, sneaky pin prick in the back of your Stretch Armstrong.
  5. What odds J69's house was the only one in "CLS" with a Betamax ?
  6. Can we all club together and get KD an iPhone. He secretly really wants one- it's like at primary school when if you fancied a lass you went and hit her.
  7. 34. Cheers. Dear Laurent, thanks mate, loved you the first time you sublime, infuriating, rocket-shotted wee Grenouille, but ... Get to fuck you dafty
  8. You on the "special" cigarettes? High on life, my good man! carry on then!
  9. Maybe the mutts are Syd fans? Class album tho.
  10. One way to get rid of the FCB.. Permanently.
  11. You on the "special" cigarettes?
  12. Happy birthday lads. Since birthdays cards are a foriegn idea, I'm guessing Stevie burns all of his?
  13. Don't know if it's been said but, England v Gormans written all over this one.
  14. Even a boiled egg can look at a beech tree. Erm, in French. Like.
  15. Not bad so far - Algeria and the Yanks.
  16. "Mammy why's Daddy got his willy in the biscuit tin?" " Don't worry pet, he's fucking crackers".
  17. Not a 'dog person' either mate- barky shit machines iyam. Have a lurvely day y'all
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