Monkeys Fist

Having a blonde moment. Has Mrs. Chez popped one out too?

So Mad Jock, rings on or rings off for a top Fisting experience?

This sounds rather naughty. At the same time I sense you have a look that says "but Im not ruling out the possibility" One must be open to all things. Even Fists. Typical. A thread on supermarkets descends to hand- insertion based filth.

One's butler reports Asda to be Chavtastic. Fortnum's is the only establishment to receive the Fist guineas.... Rather exquisite restaurant there too

Fucking well said that man- Almost exactly the same experience 2 yrs ago. Marvellous staff at RVI. Hope the little 'un is well His head looks fine, could be worse like...

FFS!

Canny Mirror Prank.

Giggedee- goo!

This is/was planned for construction in Dubaii

Coming soon to a bus shelter near you....

Looks canny to me- there you go though, one man's shite is another's........ Better than this.. or....

Mackem wedding?

Separated at birth?

The Burj Khalifa opened in Dubaii today,2717 feet tall, making it the tallest building in the world , by some 1000 feet. Canny gallery of the top ten tallest here. Video link here

Well done Pud & Mrs. Pud! Can you put his Child trust £250 into a NUFC share? Did the suction thingy give him a pointy heed?

woman? who? Exactly that's the disgraceful thing about it, at the time Goody died there was also a woman who had cancer and spent her final years running marathons, jumping out of planes etc to raise funds. I think she got an MBE or summat but when the time came, the rags hardly gave her a mention. Jane Tomlinson C.B.E click totally unrelated fact- Mrs.Fist's Aunt got an O.B.E. in the New Year List bow down plebs

Inglourious Basterds. Enjoyed it, opening scene was superb. I know it's Tarantino, but I found some of the gore to be gratuitous. E.G. The final scene- we all know what Aldo is about to do, surely a cut-away with Landt's screams would be more effective? I'm not squeamish , just thought it unneccesary. All in all though, good movie.

Just caught the 2nd half of Wistaaam v Arses. As much as I detest the winging graceless Twat, Wenger's subs completely turned the game.

The one for Beckham's perfumes over Christmas set my teeth itching.

Off out with the Chimp for her first time sledging at Rising Sun. Global warming my arse!

Low blow Luke.

So the price is now £130 million? Hmm, working on Ashleys model, if I replace my central heating with paraffin heaters, camping stove in place of the cooker, then my house is worth £50 grand more. Result.

Fuckin hell Fist, you've nicked my inventory!!!! you mean itinerary Did you call my pint itinerant? You piscatorial pedant

Just to stir the shite a bit.. Isn't Nolan our best striker currently? *bah, beaten at the line by canofbeans*

He'd be one of the first names I'd target, which means we'll go through next season with Ryan Taylor at RB again. I don't see owt wrong with keeping Simpson on as a back-up. There's no way Ashley will finance the whole new team that we need so we may as well grasp some squad depth while we can. why get him back he left us! Yeah, too right. And that Milner can fuck off too! Never darken our door you quality, versatile Twat. FFS. Muppet.