Monkeys Fist

Having just erected the Fist Family Christmas Tree,I'm all full of festive shite. Happy Christmas to all and sundry

Aye. You don't normally get that much tits and fanny in a war film. Recommended. True, not unless it's being herded onto an oven.

Bollocks

"Self employed farmer sacks himself"

This could end up to be the most expensive 18 holes in golf history.

Pearce is quietly getting a nice CV together. Btw Kitman, does your OP qualify for the "Most uses of 'Shite' in a single post"?

Mr. Hooker gets the Fist vote.

Custard Cream!!!

She only shags The Apple Posse.

They did all get a free safc keyring. Which is being recycled.

Mrs Fist works in the Blot on the Landscape, and today she had to go to a company conference,to be followed by a " Christmas Lunch" at the stadium of sh.... The meal they were served was; Frozen carrots Frozen Peas Choice of - chips or boiled potato ( old granny style, peeled and boiled to fuck) and the jewel in the crown- choice of Turkey or Gammon ..... SANDWICH!!! She didn't say if blue pop was served.

All the very Breast.

Have a word with KD. He can Hero it for you

Aye but so does having shit loads of lasses throw themselves at you because you're world famous and rich beyond most people's dreams. It doesn't make it right but no one on here (apart from S-O) has a clue about what that's like either. speak for yourself mate. Brutally handsome and fighting em off with a shitty stick personally

I shall bow to a far greater knowledge and experience than mine btw ,Mrs.Fist was a "weekend project" before we got together properly. Nice grass you see Bet that was a delightful story to tell at the wedding "Delightful"

I shall bow to a far greater knowledge and experience than mine btw ,Mrs.Fist was a "weekend project" before we got together properly. Nice grass you see

The bottom one ,Lynda Carter was taken in 1975. This is the same woman 31 years later. I'd hate you to be under any illusion that your point is correct

18 months left on his contract = fee = not a hope in hell of signing him.

No, not really. A holes a fucking hole, theres some things that arent worth losing over it RLY? So this is the same as this?

see what happens when you don't have an iphone?

for the nipper

this should have a BM Warning. Bob fucking Mills, I feel soiled.

FYP

"Lifes a Beach" about the Pascowitz family. Err, or "Surfwise".

It was a one off documentary. There were about 9 of them living in a camper, travelling the U.S.