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34. Cheers. Dear Laurent, thanks mate, loved you the first time you sublime, infuriating, rocket-shotted wee Grenouille, but ... Get to fuck you dafty

How old will Robert be now?

Superb!

You on the "special" cigarettes? High on life, my good man! carry on then!

Maybe the mutts are Syd fans? Class album tho.

One way to get rid of the FCB.. Permanently.

You on the "special" cigarettes?

Happy birthday lads. Since birthdays cards are a foriegn idea, I'm guessing Stevie burns all of his?

Don't know if it's been said but, England v Gormans written all over this one.

Even a boiled egg can look at a beech tree. Erm, in French. Like.

Brazil- Portugal tasty.

Hoping for the Swiss now.

Not bad so far - Algeria and the Yanks.

"Mammy why's Daddy got his willy in the biscuit tin?" " Don't worry pet, he's fucking crackers".

Not a 'dog person' either mate- barky shit machines iyam. Have a lurvely day y'all

Cats=Devil's Spawn. Every single one of the wee bastards.

Along these lines? The Lazbus

More likely his arrival would mean bye bye Forrest Gump.

Quality. Don't you vant me liebling?

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Think I'll get some of that, would make a nice bed for grilled spicy lamb kebabs. Aye, will go with anything cous cous will. Add some of the juice from the lamb when cooking the wheat, as it takes on flavours, but does need something added. as Gemmill said, cook it in stock. Enjoy.

See above. Rollies or Regal?

I've used this in place of cous cous. Ebly website can be tricky to find, but larger Tesco's normally have it.

"Only when rubbed" is the standard answer to that one. So, do you smoke Parky?