Monkeys Fist

Fyp, hen.

If you log on to Ancestry.com from a sunderland postcode you get Way too complicated

If a mackem and his wife get divorced are they still brother and sister?

Excellent read that mind.

Can’t afford it mate since they got relegated.

The Normans weren’t even French either.

His from fear, or yours from the thrill of it all?

Not even the ones at work?

This is the smarstest and healiest form of the cook. Show bobs and vagene?

Yes.

Aye it is notn’t was. When I’m hunting for a buck I like to be efficient, I’ll use the legs, haunch, minge, breast, nothing gets wasted- I always make sure I get the horn, too- pretty essential.

Bad news lads, José is a confirmed MLF, on account of SBR secretly being one too. He’s waiting for Will Still to knock the morlocks back (again), then he’ll be Pennywell bound.

I’m always on the hunt for a good buck.

Yems - love a bit of heal food.

Fyp

Not even a fishing rod, 6 cans of Fosters and half a cooked chicken could save him.

Help m’Boab!

The hat’s fooling nobody mate.

Aye, but they’ve got mates and admirers across the globe.

I thought @Kevin Carr's Gloves was at the Motherwell game?

Ah, those were the days.