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Choccadooby!!

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I take your club and I raise you a Waggon Wheel. See you for a Texan. That old fashioned sweetshop.com (or whatever) was doing them a while back as they'd been re-issued for a limited period. Used to love them but I bet they're actually rank if you tried one now. Kia-ora is btw. Aye, gob full of chewy plastic, chocolaty slaver running out the side....

Same TEAM as last year mate. Tight cunts. FYP

I take your club and I raise you a Waggon Wheel. See you for a Texan.

KIA ORA!

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our Club. Mmmm orange Club......

Triiiiiiiiiiiooo, tri-I-i-o!

northern exposure guff this the programme? looks top notch...........

Niiiiiiiiice

"Prior engagement" i.e. Nuts deep in his young bird.

Hit it, then turn it off and on again- repeat ad infinitum

BBC2 Wainwright Wanks- Julia Bradbury

Still paying Wise £20,000 a week! Fucking odious little wankstain.

Met Office severe weather warning today. Pissio!

Helms Deep it is then. Geordies v Orcshire.

Look on the bright side tho. Shearer on MOTD = no Lawrenson!

Probably for the best to be honest, wouldn't have liked it to have turned into an ashley protest, would have ruined the evening completely. The press would have had a field day had it happened. Aye, maybe you're right. He's still a Fat Cunt tho.

Why did C4 fuck around with the programming of it so much? Cracking show mind.

Given that neither Llamearse or Fat cunt turned up ,are you really surprised?

How odd to find Laz posting pics of big black pussys.

Aye, its on Bravo, watched it once; just shows you the making of porn and some geeks get to tag along. Did you now? I am 16. You want to be careful with all that, you only get a bucket and a half you know. Spot the Dad in this exchange

Dallas was actually canny good. Pure cheese but hilarious with it. Larry Hagman man I quite admired Victoria Principal, JR was a proper Texan twat, Cliff Barnes did nothing apart from slag JR off and order Chinese take-aways with his lass. you mean don't you? Preferred Bobby tbh. Webbed Fingers

Quality. Went to school with the lad who's house was the outside location for Bob's house.(Bannockburn in Highfields Estate, Killingworth)