Monkeys Fist

If he has died, are we now about to see outpourings of tributes from the worlds media and slebs, who previously wouldn't touch the fecker with a shitty stick?

Hospital spokesman has just released a statement, " He's bad"

Poop & Scoop. Had to do this once in France. Flush your doings away, then use the clean(ish) water in the bowl to clean your arse. Wash your hand, but remember not to bite your nails that night. Not pleasant, but better than the alternative.

Damning but true My Name is Earl is my thursday night comedy of choice.

It's what she would've wanted. want or not, she's getting one

Showing my ignorance here- who hell he? btw RIP Farah..... memorial tonight

Me too!

thats if it didn't rip your hoop to shreds........... or the ultimate ignominy of "digit poke thru" aka shitty finger.

The Duttymobile

I've got a two year old- after a night on the Guinness the Kandoos come in handy! Feckin thigh wipers!

He speaks full on Gangsta-ese. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeatch

Just this minute stood behind our very own Dutty Custard in the queue at Forest Hall Sainsburys whilst he bought several gallons of Smirnoff with his homies. Party at Custard's crib!

shit news mate.Take her out for a meal tonight and try not to let it ruin her day( easier said than done mind). Burglars really are the lowest of the low.

happy birthday

Cakes candles and coke. All the best

She sounds like a very accommodating woman. we have 5 lovely daughters

Classy bint wor lass

Mrs Fist bought me some Clinique Happy for Men. It's more gay than a bus load of Dale Wintons on a day trip to Dolly Parton World. Still wear it mind, smells ok.

quality. I think I might have leaked.

Sorry TR. Thank you sweetie. Lost my little brother nearly 2 years ago. The most innocuous things still sometimes catch me unawares. Nowt to be ashamed of if you shed a tear now and then. Days like today and birthdays can be tough at first,but the old cliché of thinking about happy memories does actually work. Keep on keeping on TR.

Thats Buzzcocks Mr.Mag. It is of course a piss take- top stuff. Check his window cleaning video.

not really down, just fancied a look at some skeetatch

pun intended?

Bump(s) need cheering up- this thread always does it