Monkeys Fist

We’ll all either be dead or retired at 76. If I’m still working, I doubt I’ll get away with bringing in “guest workers” to do the bits I can’t manage You are right in your first assertion though

It’s times like these that our little community needs to pull together. @Meenzer- you’re a veteran of countless Eurovision qualifiers and such, and sober whilst you’re at it. How do we get through this?

Ah, ffs, Mrs Fist has stepped in and said he needs to get a bath as it’s a “school bath”. Divorce papers imminent.

Aye I noticed that. Someone needs to do him an intervention.

Well, I’m ducking out. Fist Jnr. wants me to watch Prehistoric Planet with him ( actual true story, marras ), and it would be remiss if I denied him for this garbage.

Tell you what, he’s going to sound fucking awful on his next Farewell Tour.

Just a reminder- iPlayer has the sign language option- it’s fucking mint.

Did he release many instrumentals, please… PLEASE???

You don’t have to- if you’re anywhere south of Birmingham YOU’LLBEABLETOFUGGINHEARHIM…AH

Where’s Dave fucking Grohl??? Disappointed

And now, for his German fans, Bennya Jetz,

If you’re going to pub-sing your way through your last performance, YOU MIGHT AS WELL FUCKING SHOUT!!!!

Paul Weller’s looking old on the guitar

He’s had quite a life but seems to be a genuine nice bloke. Done a frankly incredible amount of humanitarian work. I also didn’t know he wrote “First Cut is the Deepest”. His singing voice has aged but lost nothing in quality.

It almost sounds as if they made a decision based on stereotypes and fuck all?

Attempted? Cheeky fucker!

As they say If you’ve got it, flautist.

Nah, not sexist. Helen Mirren has aged gracefully, no plastic surgery etc, and I’d still put her hip out.

Why has he got one of Gloomy’s lockdown sourdoughs on his head?

My wife said she's leaving me because I keep making silly puns about her dark yellow oven glove. However, I wasn't expecting to wake up this morning and find her gone, I mustard mitt.

I like one track of theirs - Motorcycle Emptiness, and even then it’s a “like”, not “love”. I don’t know why, I really should like them, but they make my teeth itch.

Whilst we’re on it, here Roland Kirk playing a flute whilst also playing a fucking recorder with his nose Acid is the greatest drug.

I’m not a huge fan of her particular music, but I’ve always got respect for anyone playing flute outside of classical music- it’s such an amazing sounding instrument in the right hands. She seems a pretty decent lass too, to fair play to her. edit; added a few more flutey bangers this one hasn’t got any flutes, but it’s a fucking banger so suck it up, bitchez

I should like The Manics- love their politics, love their attitude, live the way they help new artists. Can’t fucking stand them.

You’re thinking about the good old days when it was a cash regista. All contactless nowadays.