Monkeys Fist

Oof! However, if you didn’t say “ Laterz, Lolz!” as you headed towards the floor I’m going to be severely disappointed in you.

“It’s a free kick !” ”Oh!! Dudu hits the wall!”

Howmanheyman shudders involuntarily.

“Lawn”

Well burnt. Wonder if HMHM let one go whilst walking past?

Number of kids/ number of fathers of said kids.

Sorry to hear all that SpongeBob mate. Bloody awful. I wouldn’t risk any farts tonight.

The Ladies haven’t aged well…

In other news, Mt. Kilauea has erupted on Hawaii. Here’s the special webcam set up for @Howmanheyman

Mrs. Tapir is like …

I bet my Dad could chin your Dad.

I think it’s a penis.

If I’ve learned anything from my time on this place it’s that “ wuh aal shit and piss the same” ( courtesy of Phstevie).… …Except when HMHM takes interior decorating to Laurence Llewelyn-Bowel levels.

Pint of Gravy?

The old student halls on Coach Lane are ablaze. I’d avoid Coach Lane for the next few hours as it looks like a biggy …

Are you taking the sip?

Any particular reason this song is on your mind (and wall) just now?

Good on you for making a stand… … A STAND!!!!

It’s pretty extraordinary that grown men have devoted so much time, with such risible results, to something they could have settled by going outside and asking a passing fan “ Do you care?”

Tell us you wear adult nappies without telling us you wear adult nappies.

We need a “Dulux” colour name, and an actual colour name tbh. Dulux- “ Home Baked Biscuit “ Actual- “ Shitewater”.

So, technically, you haven’t shit the bed but you have shit the bedroom wall? Cock-eyed Mala would be proud.

They’re still at it with the Atletic Bilbao (and Madrid) nonsense. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/the-uncovered-curious-link-between-sunderland-afc-athletic-club-bilbao-atlético-de-madrid.1608918/ I’ll save you all the bother of clicking on, reading, and spitting your current beverage over the links provided by saying that their “historian” has written a date and name heavy bit, which just states that the shirts came from sunderland- no sources provided, no proof, nowt.