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    Some Russian lass came back from a holiday to Ibiza and told their uncle, Prigozhin, that it was ruined by some British bloke with a strange accent who kept tutting and shaking his head when she couldn’t get her belt undone on the plane. It’s sent Prigozhin in to a tailspin.
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    Anyone know if this place is still open? Ticks all the boxes tbh.
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    He should stick to making cooking wine.
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    I’m surprised they didn’t ask for someone who works well under pressure.
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    By the way, has everyone seen the (genuine) job vacancy that was posted in Oceangate’s own site ,(which has now gone offline). Went up on Friday, not long before the Coastguard announced they were all paste. “ The management of Oceangate Inc. has an immediate opening for a Sub Pilot/ Marine Technician …”
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    Mental footage that. “ Yuri, there’s a bit of civil war going on down here” ” Ok Vasily, I’m just getting a boiled cabbage and some vodka, won’t be long” ”No worries, see you in a bit- are we still on for a visit to the Adidas shop and some outdoor techno later? “ ”Da!”
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    Wagner chief Yevgeny Prigozhin claims control of major Russian city Rostov-on-Don https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-66006860
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    Not by the time he gets anywhere near Vlad
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    Tbh, we’ve already seen the gig of the year… … marras
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    “Hey French. Bloke ! How far do you think we’ll get in this Pringles can before it goes pop?” ” Pas loin”
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    Great idea, marching on Moscow.
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    Good god I’d forgotten about GnR. I suppose it’ll be ok since you won’t have to actually look at Mr. Rose, or be able to due to the fucking flag wankers.
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    That’s geynyus.
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    Add to that list, Blondie, The Pretenders, Edith/Elton John, Cat Stevens/ Yusuf Islam, Candi Statton, Gilbert O’fucking Sullivan!, Toyah Wilcox’s tits, and Rickie Lee One-Hit Jones. Saga were flogging coach trips to the Pyramid Stage.
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    So, this then. https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.telegraph.co.uk%2Fbusiness%2F2023%2F06%2F23%2Fnewcastle-united-owner-amanda-staveley-bankruptcy-row%2F She owes £35m. Sorted.
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    Whats the crack here @Renton,it’s behind their cunt filter- racism, sexism, or …
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    You’re bilingual aren’t you- English and Yorkshire?
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    Nee botha
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    Rafa’s gone to Celta Vigo. Rafa Benitez: Celta Vigo name former Liverpool, Newcastle and Chelsea boss as manager https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/65966383
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    Hope no-one has vertigo
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    Aye, don’t get me wrong, I really like a lot of the stuff Doves have done. Lost Souls particularly, but once Ms. F. pointed out the similarity, (and I think it’s just that one song), I couldn’t help but notice
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