Monkeys Fist

Is that the lad that played the big centurion in Rome? Fuck me, that’s depressing.

Don’t get many of them in the Champignon’s League..…

Couldn’t give a fuck. 0-3

That brick looks about 2-3 inches thick. They won’t have realised you were there.

“ Following an in-depth analysis from our Soccer Optimisation Team, we have made the decision to move the club to remove the need for market-share with our city neighbours. We know you’ll join us in wishing the New Gloucester Toffees well on the exciting times ahead at our new home.”

I love it when you come out with the drunk dirty talk.

Just a small selection of the Fewm from our match thread on there. fewm… Calling Neil Oliver… Fewm!!! Deluded FEWM!!

How long have been saving this one?

Fucking hell. Pope- I’m converting to Catholicism.

Sausage. That is all.

Long time admirer will be jizzing their pants in five minutes

That’s Solano story level, right there

2nd half- come on!

Quiet night in the Wykiki household.

Ffs man Rayvin, we NEVER actually answer one of CT’s “can’t be arsed to google “ questions. Many years of of this have shown it’s like giving crack to an addict. General chat will be full of “ Hi Guys, Mrs. Bought Three Ply, But It Hurts My Bum-Bum, Anyone Know of a Solution? “

Rod Hull agrees with this method.

Whoa- did you grow up in Boldon too?