Monkeys Fist

Titanic tourist submersible goes missing with search under way https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-65953872 Yikes.

Tragic doesn’t even begin to cover it

It’s pretty much bullshit that chart mind. ASM ( in two weeks of the season he’s fit),comes on in the last 15 mins, touches the ball three times, crossing it each time… fucking superstar. Foden plays a full 90 for 38 games, getting touches every two minutes … “Less efficient”

Graeme Souness: Football legend swims Channel for £1m fundraiser https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-65944866 Fair play to the grumpy old cunt

See Isegrim’s post above

And now Pob, sensing an upcoming leadership challenge, paints himself as a “decent bloke” https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-65941549 Time for a revolution, with medieval weapons.

As enraging as that is, you’d also be looking to swerve out of it within seconds if you were there. Was the ginger jumper tit dancing or practicing his ninjitsu?

Kids are such creative fucking idiots

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/sunderland-players-with-england-potential.1609656/ What fucking planet are they on, man?

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/phillipsy.1609673/

Well, I was looking forward to revisiting some of my favourite songs by them. Shot in the Back Chocolate Box Too Much Drop the Boy to name just a few. Disappointed

Watch episode 1 of the new Black Mirror. You’ll love it.

I’d be painting my windows white and putting the sleeping bags in the cupboard under the stairs if that happened- I reckon we’d be in the Fewmout zone at least, if not the direct blast.

Wharra bewt Wor Paolo, Marra? FTM, fewm, shit outside etc

Fyp

It’s also how stoned villa fans say they’re hungry.

I’m off this weekend so I’ll be making time to study the remarkable “acting” talents of Salma in the new Black Mirror. Without spoiling it, I expect True Geordie to be watching with his pants round his ankles as she delivers the line ”Doesn't my asshole have any rights?” What a time to be alive.

Je le ferais absolument.

For next time