Monkeys Fist

How match fit will he be, I wonder? I suspect the club knew all along that he was eventually going, so I can’t imagine they pushed the boat out to keep him fit? Would be awful if his groin/thigh/acl exploded…

Should “naziism” be capitalised or not? Hmm?

99% of truck drivers are predictable- they’ll flash you in when you’re clear and, since you’ve overtaken them, you’re going faster ( even if it’s just 1-2mph), so you’ll always be moving away from them. It’s the suicidal cunts in cars that you’ve got watch for. This morning, just south of sunderland on the A19, some absolute whopper pulled in front of me, literally no more than 10ft between us, then immediately put his brakes on How he didn’t become extra paint on my bumper I have no clue- I was pulling 42.5 tons and going at 56mph. Idiots like this are the fucking whoppers that cause multi-vehicle pile ups, as I’m sure every car behind me frimmed themselves when I jammed the anchors on and started trailer snaking. ( Hint- the space in front of a truck might be “just big enough to squeeze in”, but it’s our stopping/slowing space. Don’t pull in to it).

“ Never trust anything you read on a football message board” Abraham Lincoln

Brand new, etc etc.

Jesus, Mary and Sweet David!

He’s even got the hat!

Nah, He’s an arse man, Hes probably with EE..eeeeeeeeeeyah!

Wissa matter, you…hey? Why you looka so sad?

Dry or lubed? Tbe difference is like chalk and a great big slippery dick.

Removing lobsters from Jayne Mansfields arse.

Handed my week’s notice in to work today. Went down like a scouser in the Percy. Oh well, never mind eh?

A spare in case one gets trapped in the door slamming shut on his way out.

Will they fuck, though. Drama means attention, which means money.

Robbed by scousers… there’s a shock. Im with Craig on this mind, this was the only realistic outcome, no matter how much of a shitty taste it leaves. I also think that Howe will have had an influence in getting him out. Why leave a shit in the floor, stinking up the place when someone is willing to pay to take it away. The entire thing has been a shitshow from start to finish, but if blame is to laid anywhere, it’s at the feet of the player and the Hockle merchants on the Mersey. Our club’s executive failings haven’t helped, but they certainly didn’t engineer this cunt’s departure. It would be petty and vindictive of me to actually wish physical harm on Isak… … so, aye, I hope he has a career ending injury on his debut for the Wall Pushers and never plays again. Anyway… he’s gone, fuck him, who are we getting today?

‘Appen.

My favourite of these is Wogan.

Aye, similar to how Tony Soprano was a waste management business owner.

I feel seent.

Aye, if he hadn’t been such an enthusiastic cunt about it I’d have some sympathy, but, well…

Just woke up- what’s the crack?

Correct. Amended.

Nowt wrong wit that.