Monkeys Fist

Sounds like he was a bit of a pushover.

To coin a phrase from my erudite and gentle Grandmother, “ I’d rather shit in my hands and clap.”

I find even shit fights look and sound better on good quality audiovisual equipment. If only one of our members could recommend a good tv and sound bar?

This is gonna sound fantastic on my LG tv and Dubly sound bar. It goes to eleven.

Btw “ Dank’s for the Emery’s” in the title. Take a bow son.

How did the non-binary serial killer dispatch their victims? They slash Them. * brought to you by Fist Jnr.

John “ Milli Vanilli” Redwood you say?

He’th got a lithp.

Memorable days were few and far between under our previous owner, but absolutely fucking howking these 6-0 on our return to the PL under Hughton is up there in my all-time top 10.

Wrong thread?

Fancy going halfers on a shipping container of nose pegs? Flog ‘em to the locals for 5 dirham each?

Exile- “……”

CT watching Denise Squelch on the Oculus.

If he’d turned the camera towards the pitch, or at the floor, or put it in his pocket… all better angles.

Fuck off Reg! FYP.

Shut the fuck up, Donny. 5 words.

“ Pavement announced a European tour for late 2022, their first in 12 years, and announced a North American leg on November 2, 2021.On May 23rd, 2022, the band played their first show since 2010 for a sold out crowd at the Fonda Theatre in Los Angeles. For the tour, the band were joined by additional keyboardist and backing vocalist Rebecca Cole, a former member of the Minders and Wild Flag. Regarding her presence in the band, Bob Nastanovich noted: "[She] makes us better than ever, allowing us to play so many songs better than ever and also play 10-12 songs we’ve never played before. She makes us more versatile." Decent by all accounts.

Tune in next week when Suella learns how to open a letter.

Also, if you want to cure your insomnia, listen to this interview- it’s tremendous.

I’ll put my Stone Island, LeBreves and Crocs on and come round yours in my Subaru cockmobile and give you a bitchslap, cheeky infant.

“ I was taking the piss”. There. 5 words.

David Sylvian currently giving an interview in Radio 6. Not his biggest fan, tbh, although some of his later solo ambient stuff is interesting … which is more than can be said about this interview. Talking for half an hour and saying absolutely fuck all is some skill.