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He’s clearly dropped a tab of BONG!

Man United (a) - Fucken A Everton (h) - Fucken A Spurs (a) - Shut the Fuck Up Donny Villa (h) - Fucken A Southampton (a) - Fucken A Chelsea (h) - The Dude Abides

Did he trudge through the snow all the way from Boldon, though?

If it’s down to the same 64,000 zombies that chose the current useless cunt, it’ll be whoever ends up in the final two against Sunak. For obvious reasons. I doubt he’d run though, as they’re beyond redemption and it’d be political suicide for him if he somehow won the vote of his racist party members.

Seems a bit tetchy

CTed YP

She apparently sent a sympathy card to the parents of one of the babies she killed, and kept an image of it ( the card) on her phone. Grim. Lucy Letby trial: Nurse killed baby and sent parents card, trial told https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-63228147

Given her record on u-turns, this is music to my ears.

Sounds like he’s having a great time, tbh. “ PORRIDGE!”

Yes, I think I came across it too when it originally aired.

@wykikitoon, what’s this bloke done to upset you? Yorkshire man’s torment as mystery stranger keeps yelling “porridge” through his letterbox

Low BLOCKED!

Was it the Queen dying? Corbyn supporting Palestine? Did Ed Miliband try to eat another bacon sandwich? I’m struggling here, nothing obvious stands out…

Looking at that chin, she’s never folded a towel in her life, has she?

The link in tweet lists assistants and VAR officials.

I’d say he needs the practice if he got caught twice.

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I love it when you talk shop.

He sent her to give out free FTM badges at a refugee camp in Yemen and she wrote back saying, “ it’s so nice here compared to the shed in Southwick, I’m not coming back” Broke the poor cunt.

Shots fired.

I give her a break - she’s had half a dozen wayward chicken nuggets lodged in her guntfolds since the last night of the conference and they’re starting to reanimate.