Monkeys Fist

How big are his/her tiddies though? It took me an hour or two to stop accidentally blowing myself up with grenades, as, having played 4 Far Cry games on the trot, the same button was used for shoot- over that now, thankfully I’m in to this now, mind. Did the story quest up to where you hack in to a recording of some lads apartment, and can play back and forth scanning for info. Not yet raided his gaff though. Then spent a few hours climbing about getting myself in to “inaccessible” rooms and stuff. Without realising it, I’ve also built up a tidy cash pot and I’m gradually getting the hang of the daft amount of skill trees for various things. Took me an annoying amount of time to work out how to holster my weapons ( you double tap the button you use to draw them- on PS it’s triangle).

Day 9 Spelk 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 What a winning streak.

That’s what I’ve gone for too. Only just got to my safe house in Watson, so I’ll be trying to work out all the skill trees etc over the weekend as I progress. ( I’ve ended up a neon pink-haired and bearded chap, with extensive black solid tattoos and a chunky schvantz. Why did the devs even bother giving the option for ‘small’ in the schlong section? )

Day 8. Hufty 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩

Peter Mullan is one of my favourite actors, definitely watching this when it’s out. *spunk for milk…

The lad in the long white coat right at the end changing the scoreboard

Right then, just about to dive in here- do I go Nomad, Streetkid or Corpo?

Things I’d rather shag than Denise Squelch. Day 7. BRICK. 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩

Last chance for anyone not in the discord.

Nah, looks natural grey to me.

Done.

Added you to the pm with the link for it mate. Diwnload the free app, hit the link and sign up using the same username as here. Anyone else need it?

The only significant bit of coastal erosion between , let’s say South Shields, and Seaham, over the last few decades was when Marsden Rock’s arch collapsed in 1996, almost thirty years ago. So, yet another Mackem Myth to add to the compendium.

I must’ve missed this- WTF?

Ftm’d yp anarl, marra.

This sounds like the work of an AI* bot * Arse inspector

Nah, that’s me done.

I’d be tempted to try homosexuality but I just can’t be arsed.

Well, that’s a bummer.

I have say, and I don’t say this lightly, but I’m disappointed in you. I was expecting one of the fat trolls from your Penshaw Monument pics, but instead we’ve just got mackem David Brent (who, granted , looks authentic as he’s baffled by cutlery). 5/7.

Fingerblast or Beanflickery?

I doubt I’ll find it.

This one?

Get yer sou’wester on, she wants to call in to Peover on the way back.