Monkeys Fist

8-0 to Dazzler

Leave one with a note for Arteta, alongside one of these “ Olà Mike! Chill, dude…” with a bottle of Portuguese* piss from Aldi. *yes, I know, that’s the point.

Just finished watching the 2nd half- fuck me that was awesome. Easily the best performance this season. Isak’s movement on and off the ball was unreal- his initial pass out to Murphy for the 2nd was just superb. Gordon was just on the top of his game, I understand totally why he came off, but I was gutted he did because I was enjoying watching him so much. Burn, Livramento, Botman and Dubs were all full Gandalf- “ Ye shall not pass!” Hall, Murphy, Big and Little Joe, every single player that wore that shirt out there today was fucking outstanding. Special mention to Sir Les, who was punditting with Wright, and was equally relentless in giving us the credit we deserve- pointing out the foul on Isak when they questioned his little shove for his goal. Top man Top team Top manager. Arteta? … FEWWWWWWWM!

Aaand, commentary cunts talking about Arsenal claims for holding to VAR the goal.

Just watching that slo-mo, every one of our lads getting their shirts rived off

ISAK!!!!

Ffs we need to get out of our half for a spell like.

Daft lad behind our goal

Foul on Isak?

Fuck me man, Tino

Good chance there for Gordon and Tonali

Aye, the 7a is on top rope, but he’s leading 6b comfortably so it’ll not be long before he levels them.

Son is getting on to 7a’s ( not bad for 14), his mate is around 5b-c.

Canny shiner on Gordon.

I’ll be dipping out of this thread soon as my lad and his daft mate will want picking up from Chilli Rd. at some point soon, no doubt. They’ve been climbing at Byker and are on a pizza hunt. ffs

Tsaoman Hayman? ROR…Raterz!

I think it was Micky Burns against Man City in the 1975 FA Cup 3rd round. We won 2-0, Geoff Nulty got the winner. I was 6, and I could just see over the top of the little pitchside trench, stood in the West Stand not far from the tunnel.

Are you one of these Forrins? #mugrighter

Wynn Davies, with the opener in a 2-1 win away to the Hibbies in a pre-season friendly. Sat. 03 August 1968.

Hon hon hon.

Is it a Japanese porn site?

Mrs. F. threatened to leave me if I didn’t stop constantly quoting Oasis lyrics. I said “Maybe”.

Even so, is there a large bolt-on market in Zambia?

Just wait until this approach crosses over in to your dress sense. My kids refuse to go out with me since the kilt and Crocs debacle…