Monkeys Fist

CT spitting out Boldon rap on his garden sofa this morning

It’s pretty mentally really that the only buildings still there today are the Leazes Terrace Georgian housing, St James St, the old S&N admin which is The Sandman hotel, The Strawberry, and the Old Isolation Hospital. Everything else is gone. Even the ground only has the East stand remaining from then.

Mad Dog dragging a sports boat or fitted kitchen past the bench each week, wearing the sad Jim Bowen mask.

This post has just made me imagine what a kid, born and bred in Birmingham but to thick Scouse parents would sound like- the two worst accents in the Uk combined.

Gallowgate Bus Station top left, I’d totally forgotten about that.

Tbf, that 4:12 minutes was a much more enjoyable watch than the entire last season.

I can’t see the club putting out the conciliatory spin of him being badly advised without Howe’s explicit approval. I hope he’s put in against the WP’s and we fucking hammmer them. I also hope, as I said a while back, that the numpty element of our crowd don’t even think about giving him any grief. We need to hit the ground running this season, and mount a credible challenge for title*, to show him ( and others in the squad), that we aren’t here just to make up the numbers. *I’d have laughed in my own face at this idea not too long ago, but Mr. Howe continues to piss on low expectations and timelines- we actually won a fucking cup last season! We showed Liverpool, and everyone else, that they are far from unbeatable - if we can improve our results against the also-rans this season, why shouldn’t we be looking to the top?

Wtf

Never mind, just had look at the war zone that is the Isak thread and seen that they’ve played the cunt move. I’m in my garden and can hear a low level fewm coming from a south easterly direction.

Rat’s cock then?

100% that his son and grandson are both called Callum.

What’s occurring?

Ackshewally… At the time I posted that, a week ago, the BBC was saying she was in Tallahassee low security nick in Florida, which she was. The article on the BBC site today, says she’s been moved from there to another low security place in Texas, FCI Bryant. If you’d like to chose between a rusty broomstick or a rats cock to swivel on, I’ll make the necessary arrangements. ( that’s you on the death rist).

Who’s this cunt, like?

Nope, but I try to learn a new word everyday to embiggen my vocabulary.

Pretty cromulent in the context, too.

The first time I stayed over at my first proper girlfriend’s house ( well, her parent’s house, we were 17), we were in the kitchen late in the evening and she grabbed my hand and stared pulling me towards the garden door, saying “ Come on, I’ll show you my set and my badger”. I thought “ Wahey! Here we go!” Nope- actual badger(s). They had a massive sett in the bottom of their garden, with a whole family of the aggressive little fucks. Actual true story

Ran around bitch slapping corpos with my magnum dong.

Hairdryers and a chisel.

Thats you on the Death Rist.

Which reminds me. @ewerk have your man eggs healed up yet?