Monkeys Fist

Any map enthusiasts able to direct me to a suitable river?

I’d line them up so that one well delivered forehead would topple them all, domino style. Obviously Owen in front though, the fat little fuck.

Jimmy Carter was the last Prez who was a genuinely good bloke. His passing probably won’t be hugely noted, unfortunately , which is a shame, because as I said, he was the last of the good guys. RIP Jimmy I am ridiculously pissed, but, tomorrow, when I’m sober, I’ll say the same thing- bloke was a genuinely good lad. RIP

I’m just bumping this thread to point out that once again, we fucking humped these. Cheers.

I noticed that as soon as I posted and edited it straight away, but of course, some cunt on here ( you ) was faster.

Had my brother and his family over yesterday afternoon/night. Woke up today, cleared up, and just putting the finishing touches to another fucking Christmas buffet for Mrs. F’s mates and partners and kids who are due in half an hour. I’m looking forward to doing the square root of fuck-all tomorrow.

Someone’s mistaken us for that cartoon board again… … I hope.

@Renton Naturally, you’re beating yourself up because you’ve had a slip. Thinking about it another way though, it’s some fucking achievement to only have had two blips in the time you’ve been staying off it, I’d say. So many people can’t do it and end up utterly wrecked by it. You’re doing more than ok mate, give yourself a little slap on the wrist then don’t dwell on the negatives- it’s done. Your next period of sobriety starts here.

Their’s? Maybe. Ours? Absolutely not.

“ I jest caahn’t see Howe’s men getting past the newly rejuvenated and impressive looking … ( excuse me, I’m going to have to stop and clean myself… ), Man Yewnited, can you Greavsie?” Double vodka, whisky chaser… thanks “Aye, -as impressive as New Castle’s form has been over that last few games, they just don’t stand to scrutiny and my massive bias” “ Pair of pints please, and then bring me the finest wines known to humanity” “ It’s a tight win to UuuuuNited for me, Jimmy” “ In a break from tradition, I’ll have a double Babycham, you Scouse cunt.” ”Oh yeah, 5-0 to Knewcarstle! Hic…”

Emerged between 9-10am today, and was the densest thing I encountered until @sobonthetyne showed up. Almost an ace too- tiny amount of wipeage visible on 1st sweep, totally clear on 2nd approach.

Proud as fuck, tbh. My daughter told me when I picked her up from work this afternoon that she’d been asked to stay on permanently. The only one out of all the temporary Christmas workers. It’s not exactly splitting the atom, but she’s barely 17 and as she said, “Dad, it’ll pay for my gigs and drinks for parties “. She’s honestly a little smasher who makes me so happy- she sorted herself out a college place, has done the same applying to Uni, this is her 3rd job, again, sorted it out entirely off her own bat. Apologies- victory and wine

@Howmanheyman Found your perfect cereal.

@Dazzler doing the Lord’s work here btw.

This went well.

I have to say, even though they’re such a beige non-entity who I manage to utterly ignore when we’re not playing them, I fucking love beating these cunts

BUJ7!

Looking forward to seeing Mad Dog on the winning changing room pic.

BRUUUUUUUUUNO!!!!!

He’s got no idea what dusting is, the dirty tramp

Targett coming on. Against Villa Because he’s accustomed to dealing with rubbish.…