Monkeys Fist

Lee Dixon, Rio Duck Lips, but… If you took 10 tons of mince, put it in a whale sandwich , folded it in half, then put it in a castle wall, it still wouldn’t be as mind-numbing fucking thick as Merson All it says on his autocue is “ Breathe in” ” Breathe out”

I have more football knowledge in my C than A+B put together. Ferkin

The Doublewood is probably my favourite whisky tbh. We also threw the cork away on a bottle of The English single malt which I’ve had in the cupboard for a good while. Not too shabby at all

That’s the politest way I’ve heard anyone on here tell someone to fuck off

I had a “few” snifters of The Balvenie Doublewood over the Christmas holidays, first time I’ve touched a drop of whisky in a while. And by a few, I mean between my brother and I the bottle got gently caned

Did these last night. Top notch stuff- I particularly liked this album … and this EP But they were all right up mein straße! Special mention to a particular favourite song

You’d hope the filthy trollop had a shower after the deed, like.… 😉

He’s never been the same since his lying twat of a son turned in to a donkey.

Which post do you think I edited , Ibby?

Here’s a legitimate question- why is it that WUM’s, whose raison d’etre is to wind people up and get bites are, without fail, spectacularly shit at it, and at the same time, when it’s done to them, are the most delicate of snowflakes? We’ve had loads through here and they’re all exactly the same, just like this nearly 40yr old bloke above. Anyway, here’s a nice picture of my favourite childhood chocolate bar…

Again?

It’s because his middle name is Anam?

Listening to AIA: Alien Observer by Grouper just now Sammy. Good shout, definitely scratches an itch for me. Cheers👍

For any of you culture vultures, the nations premier (only?) glass museum is shutting down in 2026 so get in there soon for your dose of … well… glass.

An Anamette ‘An All!

57 and a half blokes? So @Christmas Tree , did he spit or swallow?

Was it Tam or Becks?

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I watched the whole feckin’ thing ffs! Not a patch on Anam Hendrix tbh.

This has cheered me right up

Aye- Chippies that charge for batter scraps…

It’s because we just don’t want to believe that England’s Rose fucked two ginger blokes.

No, because that would then confirm that they’re a pack of lying bastards. Which we know already since they claim Hewitt didn’t tup Our Queen of Hearts until after the ginger cuckoo showed up.…

Longstaff is 27.