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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Someone at the BBC is on the wind up. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c3vrvwp05zwo published at 5:00pm
  2. Someone jog my memory-who is she?
  3. Daft lad in India has no blobs so glues his japsy shut- dies. Fucking hell man, what an obituary he’ll have
  4. At the end when he puts his greasy gloved hand on Arteta’s expensively clad shoulder…
  5. If we play like we did last night, I don’t give a fuck who we get.
  6. There was a point near the end where his set piece coach was in line with our 18yd line The 4th official had to go and get him, but no card, nowt. edit; @David Kelly posted about this at top of the page
  7. Unless he’s happy to pay for it?
  8. I once had a lass ask me who Arnie Watson was, as the ground was singing “ Are you watching, sun-derr-land?” Professor of Calculus compared to Keith.
  9. Hope so. Hitler lost and blew his own brains out in a hole in the ground.
  10. You’re applying logic and reason to a mackem.
  11. Indeed. Why would anyone visit Rwanda?
  12. https://twitter.com/magpiemediax/status/1876751956217414011?s=46&t=w4r-LqU0SUcmGlTte5DwxQ
  13. Young Ms. Fist got on a new metro train at Benton this morning on her way to college. Broke down at South Gosforth.
  14. Tbf to Wykiki, if you’re not used to the Geordie accent it can sound like a forrin language… (… wykiki, I’m throwing you a lifeline here mate )
  15. I haven’t got a clue what you’re saying here, blud.
  16. Tbf, that’s probably in case the FIL nips round for a quick shite.
  17. The lad with the mic seems way too calm and reasonable to be an Arsenal fan. His mate though.…
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