Monkeys Fist

Aye well, happy days ahead.

Just get absolutely wankered and make it up. Its worked a treat every time I’ve seen it done.

Aye, she’s been moved to a low security jail in Florida just in time … … Boss Hogg-” Welcome to FCI Tallahassee, Prisoner Maxwell. We hope you’ll enjoy your time here before you commit suicide in …(checks notes)… two weeks”. Maxwell-“ WHAT???” Boss Hogg-“ Commit to a side… for the prison olympics, in two weeks” Maxwell-“ Oh, ok then, what are the sides?” Boss Hogg- “ Don’t matter, you’ll be dead!”

You missed off hedge porn, the best prize a young chap could get.

Considering they put a verified rapist in office, I’d say no.

No idea, pages are stuck together.…

Clearing out the attic… mackem charity shop or bonfire?

NHS cuts really kicking in?

If Xhaxa joins the morlocks I can’t wait for the reboot of him getting bewwwwed off the pitch and telling them to Fuck off. I love a good sequel.

Ghislaine Maxwell has “committed suicide” in about 2 weeks… https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgjg9j0l7j9o

His stylist is Catherine Tate

Is the presser at Four Seasons Total Landscaping?

If you google “Anna Karen nudes”, you will get genuine results. Happy Monday, gents.

Now I have the image of Cilla’s battered old clout in my head, cheers. also

That flash of anger right at the end , man. It’s such an emotionally charged subject, but both speakers here are 100% bang on.

Fyp

Dealing with literal Nazis- game’s gone.

I say this every summer, but I totally fail to understand why we play either of these bigoted Glasgow teams. You’d get a similar standard of play from any one of the championship teams, who I’m sure could do with the money more than these, without any of the sectarian nonsense.

How big are his/her tiddies though? It took me an hour or two to stop accidentally blowing myself up with grenades, as, having played 4 Far Cry games on the trot, the same button was used for shoot- over that now, thankfully I’m in to this now, mind. Did the story quest up to where you hack in to a recording of some lads apartment, and can play back and forth scanning for info. Not yet raided his gaff though. Then spent a few hours climbing about getting myself in to “inaccessible” rooms and stuff. Without realising it, I’ve also built up a tidy cash pot and I’m gradually getting the hang of the daft amount of skill trees for various things. Took me an annoying amount of time to work out how to holster my weapons ( you double tap the button you use to draw them- on PS it’s triangle).

Day 9 Spelk 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 🟩 What a winning streak.

That’s what I’ve gone for too. Only just got to my safe house in Watson, so I’ll be trying to work out all the skill trees etc over the weekend as I progress. ( I’ve ended up a neon pink-haired and bearded chap, with extensive black solid tattoos and a chunky schvantz. Why did the devs even bother giving the option for ‘small’ in the schlong section? )