Monkeys Fist

That’s the actor Howmanheyman took his name from…

That will not be happening, why the fuck would I incriminate myself?

D Ream blokey- “ What pose shall I do?” Photographer- “ Give yourself a wedgy “ D Ream blokey- “ Gidduuuuuuuup!”

I take it the sunderland branch of Amnesty, whose name I forget, is tweeting daily about buoycotting boxing, Tyson Fury and such, aye?

Fyp. Also, Monkeys Fist ✅

If he did take them over, teatime in Pennywell would be even more of an assault on the ears than usual. ” EEEYAH, ower Peytar, ower Bally, ower Sewper Kev, ower X Æ A-Xii, it’s teatime! Yiz berra be home before ya cheesy chips, Kerry sauce, blue pop and pink slice gahs cold!”

So, you opened an email addressed to your gaffer, replied to it without talking to your gaffer, got your fingers burnt, and it’s your gaffer’s fault? Aye?

First line. “Liliana Goodson travelled to Australia in 2023 to attend clown school” Stopped there

That ref who “told it like is” about Dr Teeth and the Wall Pushers has been sacked.

I at least thought ewerk might dig this out of the archives- disappointing from the Bog Trotter, tbh. Anyway, since all rules seem to be have been thrown out the window, I’m going to go against tradition and say 5-0 to us. Jinky Jim and Tommy Cassidy with a pair of hat tricks Glen Keeley to deflect the winner in off his arse as he trips over his own shadow. ( wait for it!)

@Howmanheyman, fucking amateur, eh?

They never learn, do they? Musk takes over successful businesses and then fucks them up , not the other way round

So, what you’re saying is that you like a bit of cock now and again?

All the DALFs. Distinctly Average Lads Fans.

It’s as rancid as the accent

Addendum- Just had a proper road rager follow me in to an industrial estate and jump out for a rant whilst I was waiting at a barrier The prick was angry that I pulled out instead of smashing in to the back of a slow moving wagon or something- couldn’t really understand his Yam Yam accent. Funny as fuck tbh, the more angry he got, the more I laughed in his face, which got him wound up to the point of offering me a bout of fisticuffs I don’t know if was me tapping my monkey wrench on the dashboard, or asking him to hang in while I put my boots on, so I didn’t break my toes on his face, but after I’d got booted and turned back to the window, he’d fucked off. And yes, fucking Wolverhampton!

Quite partial to doing it behind him, though, aye?

TALES FROM THE TRUCK VOL 89. ffs.

I’ve done worse.

Is that you putting a hex on me? I taught my pet frog how to do metalwork last year. I said “ What’s the best way to join metal duct, Pierre?” He said “ Rivet”

Wrong thread mate.

I’m so pleased my kids are older now and I don’t have to sit through The Fucking Nativity! Movies. Two things I learned from the experience; 1-Clenching and grinding your teeth for over an hour is painful. 2- I would happily run Marc Wooten over, then reverse back to do it again.