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Just looked up the top three bars in Pennywell on tripadvisor… 1. The Slug and Bog Roll 2. The Dog’s Bog 3. The 8 Ace Beer Gardens Looks like a canny day out, marra! FTM

A ginger orca! ( best I could find- @Renton, get your phone out mate and ask it to AI a ginger orca with a tiny cock, cheers).

Anyway, it’s not the Orca’s you need to worry about … … Amble is infested with Pathetic Sharks! ( Bonus DLT and George and Lynda !)

The Coquet is only about 3ft deep at the weir- they’d be scraping their whale cocks on the bedrock for a good half mile before they got anywhere near it. I think you’ll be safe having a plodge by the castle and hermitage.

They’ll have to issue leaflets when they inevitably go down and play the Smoggies. “ Welcome to the Dickinson. This is the stadium name, not an instruction”

I’m not sure the Orca’s have made it past the big fuckin’ weir between Amble and Warkworth mind Unless you’re not wanting to frighten the poor things, in which case, fairy nuff.

Wisest decision you’ve made in a decade How much did you get for the paddleboards on eBay?

Looks like the Christmas party for the Asda car park trolley jockeys.

To be fair to them, it must be shite knowing that you’re going to Wembley and the highlight of the weekend is going to be watching some fucking bushpig have a shit in the fountains at Trafalgar Square.

Did she post her questionnaire on here and get absolute pelters?

What everyone else has said Dave- I think your approach of sun, beer and music is as good a response as any.

I’ve gone back to bed.

Interesting and little known fact is that Solomon R. Guggenheim’ father “Americanised” his surname from the original when the family moved there from Euwrup. Moshe Gewgenhyam grew up in a hovel in what was then the village of Fulwell, son of the local miller. It’s rewmoured that he was intending to sail to Bilbao to start a new life but a passing sailor tricked him in to sailing to New York.

Fyp

Ex pat living in Marbella

Canny article here about the stage team, who have 35 seconds between acts to remove the previous act’s props, clean the stage, and set up the next act’s props. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1e679vn6yqo France being one of their “favourites” this year by pouring kilos of sand on stage during their act. @Meenzer, it mentions giving acts the chance to perform again if something goes wrong , has this ever happened during the final?

We’ll have an empty seat on the bench Seriously though, I wish him all the best- it’s definitely the right thing to do, and he’s been a very good servant to the club throughout his entire time here. His purple patch where we didn’t lose if he was playing was at the perfect stage in our club’s resurrection for him to get his place in the XI, we’ve now moved past that and he needs regular games which he’ll get at the sides in the 14-16th place slots like Everton, Man U and Spuds. Good lad, and good luck.

That’s the closest they’ve been to a decent coach in over a decade.

You should get yourself a pet rabbit and see if it brings you any cats back when you let it out on the rampage.

What’s Sasa Ilic up to ?

Aye, it’ll be nice to see them dust off Kevin Ball again about 2 months in, until they appoint some other fucker nobody has heard off.

As we speak their owner is negotiating an extended list of extra chores he can do for his mam to get extra pocket money. Itk’s reckon they’ve hit a sticking point over putting the bins out every week.

What time’s kick off? And when does the match start?