Monkeys Fist

SCHAR!

THE CHOOOOOOK!!!

ISAK!! Get the fuck in!

5-0. To us. *phew

Fyp

LGBGA!!!!!

That last lad with the beard looks a bit of a git.…

Make a shed in the front garden out of all the pallets, to ‘bang old mugs’ in. The neighbours will love it your Mrs. will too.

If the beer-swilling cunt can point to the Chagos Islands on a map without looking it up first I’ll eat my bleeding heart. Someone needs to take this whopper out flying again, do the job properly this time.

Imagine Batty’s old teacher knowing Peter Withe. What are the chances?

AOC will be in her absolute prime in 4yrs. They need to start positioning her as de facto Dem leader asap.

As Wykiki was recovering and a nurse asked if he’d like some toast. W- “ ‘appen a would, aye.” N- “ Hiw do you like it?” W- “ Wi’ jamon. “

Whilst I fully agree with what you’re saying above, I think ‘Murica is way beyond that stage of play.

Also, Trump will pardon annyone and everyone who pays him anyway, regardless of Biden.

Tales From The Truck : Volume IX. One of the things they don’t teach you when you take your test is how to deal with the boredom once you’ve done the same route a few times. I’m sure you’ll all join me in congratulating myself on winning a Gold Medal at the Fart Olympics. The winning move was a Triple-Split Trump Triumvirate. One fart, which, on its route to freedom, splits in to three, one each going either side of your nut sack, one going direct up the middle of the bag. Done three consecutive times. I’m absolutely delighted. I even topped it off with a Quad-split, which is as above but with an extra gufflet heading up the back groove. Outstanding. Sadly, since I’ve just dropped the kids off at the pool, the tank is empty and no more Arse Athletics are likely for the remainder of my run. The hours just fly by.

Not a doctor or owt, but sounds like he might have suffered a stroke? https://amp.theguardian.com/football/2024/dec/01/fiorentina-edoardo-bove-taken-to-hospital-after-collapsing-on-pitch-internazionale

I reckon the council could’ve saved a fortune on the demolition of that tower block in Walker this weekend. Just give HMHM a curry and a night on the piss and he’d have it flattened next morning.

They dead, like?

You seen the team sheet like, Breadstick?

Online or did you get it in Town?

Not quite as bad as joining the Mud Ckub, but I’ve only just, today, this fucking morning in fact, discovered that there is a second pair of blackout curtains in my truck, that drop down alongside my bed. Ffs… No more hanging towels to try to block out light.

It’ll end up as another “Destination “ bar full of wankers, I expect.

There’s nowt else to do in Berwick, other than shit your pants.

This clip seems appropriate … ( It’s the end of The French Connection).

Worth it for his lass’s chebs.