Monkeys Fist

My brother’s wife is/was season ticket holder at OT. He messaged me yesterday saying “..there’s always one big club that falls into the relegation zone..” It pains me to see their own fans acknowledging this, as I’d love it to just creep up on them unawares They’d be in big trouble if they went down, though.

Nayuh worries marra.

Dinnit forget yiz windmilled all the barcodes anarl, marra. FTM, SMB, MLF, PLO, OBE.

Last time these muppets played a Premier League match we were still members of the EU, COVID and the lockdowns were yet to happen, and Queen Elizardbeth was still drawing breath.

We’re going to have to get used to dispatching mid-table teams like these and Man Utd efficiently but without costing us players through injury or suspension. 5-0. Miley hat trick, pair from Miggy.

Aye- I snapped a cork opening a bottle of red in the 2nd half.

Get in.

AG10 and Murphy off

Willock and Barnes coming on…

Flamers get an equaliser against Ragers.

You ok hun?

Well, he’s not 20 anymore…

Ok

Is Roger a Rager or Flamer, Wykiki?

Half time talk from Mad Dog should get us a few more screamers in to their nets, I hope. They look so bad if they fell in a bucket of tits they’d come out sucking their thumb.

RTG having a normal one in their match thread for us.

I want three more. At least.

Right, I want us to get a PELANTY! Just to properly take the piss

Offside, ffs.

This is just shooting practice

BUJ07!!!!!!!

ISAAAAKK! Come on!

Any map enthusiasts able to direct me to a suitable river?

I’d line them up so that one well delivered forehead would topple them all, domino style. Obviously Owen in front though, the fat little fuck.