Monkeys Fist

As much as I’m a “ Come the Revolution, get them up against the wall “ type of republican when it comes the royals, my Mrs will watch any old shite about them, which Channel 5 seems to be fond of. Had our tea, kids have fucked off to their various rooms , I’d tidied up the kitchen and came to sit down with Mrs. F and maybe watch a movie. Nope She’s fully , eyes glazed, deep in to a thing - Gatcombe Park , A Royal Residence. It should’ve been called Gatcombe Park, a Royal Rimjob. Various simpering cunts hoop-licking Princess Anne and her progeny in to oblivion, the worst of which was their “concern” that she “struggled” to keep the estate running.… Get fucked with a big stick. She’s the King’s fucking sister who’s toed the royal line all her life, she wouldn’t know “struggle” if it walked up her with a massive sign saying “I’m Struggling Financially” and sparked her the fuck out. I had to decamp to the kitchen. Happy fucking Saturday night lads

It’s a back up place for when/if the board goes tits up. You can download the discord app for your phone , and I’ve added you to a PM with a direct link to it. Use the same username as you do here.

Mate of mine was in Weardale Mountain Rescue Team at the time, they were asked to assist with searching in Kielder Forest for debris and remains. His teammate found a trainer with its “contents”still in it. Said it was the most depressing thing he’s ever done- lots of luggage and clothing recovered.

Was he standing a bit close to you?

How old is he now ? Bit late for regrets tbh.

Did this “woman” have a flat cap and sheepskin coat?

Derek knew this was going to happen, and left you a message about the bedroom wallpaper

Don't ask Wykiki to fix it!

I hope you’re feeding those greys rat poison?

I remember being shattered to find that it is not, in fact, drunk in the Congo.

I’d piss myself if they signed Longstaff* You’d hear the fewm on the ISS. * MATTY, not Sean.

No concerns from me mate, I’ve always had you bookmarked as a fellow wrong ‘un. Had a bird strike on the nice bit of the A19 this morning- not a pigeon, we hit those regularly as they’re dumb as rocks, and also flying rats. No, this was a little finch, greenfinch I think. There was a feathery flash, a dull thud, then the poor little fucker landed , dead, on the windscreen wipers briefly, before falling off and probably turning to bird mist. I was surprised as I thought finches were relatively intelligent for birds. Not that it helped this little idiot, as his brain shot out of his arse when he hit the screen. RIP Finchy.

I still expect Juwwde to take his regular constitutionals along Roker Beaych and then pop in to the city centre for a shit, mind. He loves the place.

If he lasts that long he’ll have the record.

That’s horrifying. America is fucked

Already banked. Was going to make a comment about them being around knees now, but the SBH tends not to droop much.

We’ll have to agree to disagree. Anyway, I’ve just about hit my yearly quota of contributions to this thread. I’m off to watch an instructional video on pipe fitting basics before getting my head down. “ Latina Ho Separates Her Flanges”.

Who’s this cunt?

His primary interest is power, and retaining it. If peace is how he does that, he’ll sit down and talk. He’s going to run out of resources at some point, and also bodies to use the resources. Even the basic equipment of warfare- trucks, artillery etc, need some kind of training to use. That requires an extensive stock just for training purposes. More specialist equipment, like tanks, takes longer to train for, and longer to replace what’s lost in battle. What he’s got is out of date and poorly maintained. He’ll run out of the gear before he runs out of bodies, but when the number of bodies coming back (or not) gets too big, the plebs will start to question the propaganda, too. To me, peace is his only real option. What that peace turns out to be is another question- he could probably fully withdraw and cede all the territory he’s taken, and still spin it as a win back home. It depends on how hard Ukraine push in any negotiations. I can see them demanding Crimea be returned as a base of negotiations, then the Donbas region in the east being haggled over. But what do I know, I’m just a trucker who likes filthy mares

I’m not sure Trump has the stones to actually throw Ukraine to the dogs anymore- his recent rhetoric against Putin suggests so too* *( As much as you can believe a single thing that falls out of TACO’s face anus). And, if he did, I honestly think Europe would step up and commit to Ukraine more forcefully.

I’ve seen a subtitled version of the first video, the owld Russian lad is swearing like a trooper! “ Oh fuck me, another one!” ” The fucking police are fucking shooting at it… fuck me, they’ve fucking missed!”