Monkeys Fist

Ffs lads! Need the whistle here like.

Ffs Bruno!

Cheers. 👍 Nipping off a blind trout than I’ll tune in for 2nd half.

Didn’t even get the turtles head out! Thank me later lads

Well- no stream, no radio. Im going for a shite and a shower. I expect The Cunts to be down to 10 men and us 3-0 up when I get back.

Same ref as the final when WE BEAT THE DIPPERS! Apparently

Also,

Well- fuck BBC sounds app. “Commentary Unavailable “ What a fucking pointless rule. Anyone got a cheeky river for an iPhone on 5g?

It’ll be a massacre when we hoy Big Willy Osula on with them when we’re 4-0 up.

Didn’t realise it was a lunchtime kickoff which is good news because that means I’ll get to listen to it albeit in a service station car park anyway, here’s a little pre-match aperitif to get The Chelsea hate juices flowing… 100% guaranteed the little scrote votes Reform

Aye, it’s the other stuff isn’t it?

1985. I’d been working at the Calvert Trust was just starting out on my “rattle all the tarts” period.

Noted. Any HGV parking?

I’m not even going to bother keeping an eye on the score tonight because let’s face it, They’ve already lost

I get it, you’re angry and lashing out. It’s natural to be a bit upset about your brother being an arboreal fiend, but just take a deep breath, clean up the dead rabbits, and whip out some nice sheets of xG. There now … that’s better. If you need any advice on how to arrange prison visits I’m here for you.

Bomb Bay Duck, anyone?

That fucker on the right is Gemmill’s secret brother. They sent him away because he was noticeably outshining his siblings.

Anyone within a 40 mile radius of shitsville might want to make sure your pets are indoors after 12:00pm today. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2jg4j7k9po Once the morlocks wake up and see this, the collective fewming whine is likely to knock your pets bandy, and possible create a tsunami.

What is it about male public toilets that makes your little mushroom so damned sweaty?

Fyp

Fewming because they’ve decided that PIF is giving free meals to kids in Newcastle Also, that last line… Kids- kids are definitely more vile than murderers

When we were in Normandy with the kids, we came across the Basilica of Saint Therese of Lisieux, massive Cathedral started in 1929, finished in 1954, with some mild bombing* in between. Definitely worth a visit if you’re in the area- the pairings and murals inside are fucking mad, in fact, I’d recommend dropping a tab before you go, it’s the only way to explain this depiction of the Middle Eastern lad Jesus Bat Shit Insanity * you can go up the outside of the dome, and on the top path there’s an in situ shell from ww2, stuck in the pathway, which, of course,didn’t go off and was a miracle.