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  1. Monkeys Fist
    Wait until he sees the BBC openly admitting to loving the Gooners in the Funny Pics thread.
  2. Monkeys Fist
    Just punch one when it starts flirting with you and nicking your chips and pocket cheese.
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    Hartlepool is ifurther North than the southern most part of Scotland
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    There’s a brand-new pop-up just opened this week in Wideopen. it’s called Therapists or something very similar, only serves wild rabbit.
  5. Monkeys Fist
    Didn’t fancy the bistro then?
  6. Monkeys Fist
    Probably warmer
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    Look closer.
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    Cafe Boheme is lovely- bistro style French food, nice, relaxed atmosphere and pretty reasonable for the standard of cooking. https://www.cafebohemerestaurant.co.uk/
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    What odds that there’s a fly tipping problem within 500m of Starmer’s “country retreat” somewhere in the Cotswolds.
  10. Monkeys Fist
    Indeed, it could be said I have held an eternal flame for her. ( it was either that or some Egyptian nonsense and we’ve just done that earlier.)
  11. Monkeys Fist
    Susanna Hoffa was top tier. She still is, but she was then, too.
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    “ I’ll give it up As&wan I choose!” It was right there for you on a plate old man! I reckon you’re getting a bit touched but you’re in De Nile. I’m with Holden- Giza break!
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    I thought at 56 I’d be in the upper age bracket at Damage. No chance, I’m virtually a teenager! You would not believe some of the creaky old fuckers driving these behemoths around. There’s one toothless owld Scotch lad who is the absolute double of Ramses II
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    It does take quite a bit to make me go WTF??? This did. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/apr/29/new-york-man-subway-attempted-rape
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    I wonder what Manc Mag is up to these days?
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    Cooking

    Monkeys Fist replied to Gemmill's topic in General Chat

    Why have you stuck the toe end of a manky old pair of Dunlop Greenflash on an otherwise decent looking loaf?
  18. Monkeys Fist
    Surely her phone is fully juiced after an hour? Just unplug hers and plug yours in while waving your lockscreen battery at her. If she speaks to you just pretend you’re Eastern European- guaranteed a racist rant.
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    Leported
  20. Monkeys Fist
    I haven’t, but Gloomy didn’t get where he is today just on raw talent and personality.
  21. Monkeys Fist
    You’d think the daft cunts would’ve gone at night- that video looks like it was midday
  22. Monkeys Fist
    Great idea- not sure if it’ll help his knee, but it’ll cheer him up. Don’t forget to look him in the eyes as you swallow.
  23. Monkeys Fist
    I’ll happily carry on with the opposite, thanks.
  24. Monkeys Fist
    Due to adverse denpressure?
  25. Monkeys Fist
    Fyp
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