Monkeys Fist

I’m deep in the heart of Yam Yam Country, Telford and now Wolverhampton. I’d have been parked up and showered a whole lot earlier if they hadn’t taken 5 FUCKING HOURS to unload me at Telford. Honestly man, the only thing thicker than the daft cunts tipping me were their accents. I fucking hate the Midlands

7 kids- They’d look like spaniel’s ears without the implants

Renton has picked the only kid who looks utterly fucked off to be done up like shit gift wrapping Or maybe as he’s the youngest lad, he hasn’t had enough beatings off his dad to know when to pull the rictus grin ?

Aye, but if they’re all her kids she’ll have a minge like an upturned wheelie bin. Swings and roundabouts

Caught the last two rounds of the Tyson/Paul farce on my break. Unsurprisingly, as it went the distance, Paul won on points. Tyson looked in fantastic shape for a near-60yr old bloke, but he just didn’t have the reaction time to get his punches in. Paul looked like what he is, a tubby joke. When it comes down to it, Paul couldn’t knock out a pensioner who was in survival mode from round 2. Glad Tyson wasn’t hurt tbh.

The bit where you missed off the word “great” in front of grandkid?

Maybe he doesn’t produce jizz, but spores, like other mushrooms? I bet he grew his kids in a dark cupboard full of his used nappies.

‘Appen

Why would they care when they’ve got pissed Delia giving it the big ‘un ?

I wonder if she can tell the difference between his watery jizz and the constant stream of piss leaking out of him like a fucked fridge? Slight uptick in the Umami?

Thick as a slab of mince, then?

This bint Gabbard- previously a liberal leaning Democrat, supported free healthcare, gun control, first Hindu Congresswoman, etc etc, threw a hissy fit, sucked off Trump, and joined the Republicans a month ago. Now in overall charge of US Intelligence. It seems so obvious, but she can’t just be doing this for the grift, can she?

They won’t once Donald has Drained the Swamp… … or was that last time?

Fyp

Grandad Tyson will lap that shit up like a dog eating chips. 2nd round KO.

And we thought Therese Coffey was bad… … well, she was, but not “slavering idiot” bad. I wonder if RFK and Wolfy have ever discussed how denpressure affects the effectiveness of Ivermectin?

That reminds me of @catmag’s efforts at Cookie Monster cookies

Four innocent young lads, a few rough, bearded types, and an old lad with a weathered pole all come together over a ring. There’s a one-eyed tower of power too.

She was a hooker previously so it’ll have cost him.

Oof! It’s not like they painted it bright yellow with some red warning stripes to make it easy to see either! And they put it on the path, not the road, the sneaky fuckers.

Can someone quote the above, so Ibby can actually read it, coz apparently I’m blocked Save them posting endless screenshots.

Look at you, kiking up the price of evaporated milk.…