Monkeys Fist

Which people said that about Parker, or is he pulling straw men out of his hoop again?

Did we ever find out what his response to “Who Let The Dogs Out” was going to be? (Given his fucking beige approach to everything, it’ll have been something unutterably dull by Phil Collins or Whitney Houston.)

There’s part of the problem though, I’m not. There’s fucking millions, just like me, bored fucking rigid with the endless fuckery, thinking “ Just stop being cunts- run the fucking country without screwing it up”

Fitting that he’s paying for Brazzers with plastic. #footballtitties #bige #wood

You wrote them, didn’t you?

The big giveaway that it’s not his video is that there’s 7 glasses. #billynomates

Which category am I then?

So, Angela Rayner, or Gemmill’s spankbanker, Nandy?

Look everyone, he’s in Morocco. (he isn’t )

“Even a boiled egg can look at a beech tree” #deepasafryingpan #bige #heronfoods #themethsiskickingin

Defended by a QC paid for by The Sun. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Kay_(journalist,_born_1943)

Imagine paying for grot.

Bruce in. Bruce out. Bruce “that’s never happened before”.

I feel sorry for Mrs. Bruce tonight. Pickled Onion Monster Munch breath right up her HooHa.

FYP

It draws attention away from the badly photoshopped can of tramps piss.

Wax on. Wax off.

Bring Deano with you- he’ll be able to talk potatoes with the natives and get you the local gossip.

Now seems as good a time as any to post this fucking radge

BJ, BIB, HTH,BS? Are you lads essembee? Anyway, you’re both wrong, so suck my BBs. ( on DDDDC, )

Le Gosh!

Days Gone free on PS+. It’s like an open world Last of Us, without the annoying fucking kid

Authentic 17thC Hi-Viz too. 👍

It’s the Old English way of spelling it- Modern English shortens it to cunt.