Monkeys Fist

If they’re looking for a Rich new chairman with impeccable backers and huge credibility…

“ So that’s three Cappucinos, Four Lattes, Two white with sugar, a Tea, a Mint tea, two waters and a Blackcurrant Fruit Shoot for me?”

Stealing this.

Single use only.

Why not just decide who’s won the game beforehand, send the players out to record some “highlights” with a shitty soundtrack, then put them out on TikTok?

CT stood on the left of the rock … … and on the right.

Nah, at least 50% of NUFC supporters like vaginas.

Acuna has piled the beef on, mind.

I’m surprised Bruce is always portrayed as green cabbage, when it would be far more apt if he was pickled red cabbage.

You think Billy washes, like?

Nice, I’ll give that a listen tomorrow on my day off- might get lightly blootered whilst I do

Is that Princess Leia peeping out the window behind Johnson?

Aye, imagine having Quiff as a mate…

Breaking out the Brannigans Lamb and Fucking Mint!

Just watched a Goshawk devour one of our Spuggie Crew in the back garden. #heronfoods

Pollygon, more like. Great actor. RIP

If his school is owt like my kids’ primary, you’ll be spending most of it on “voluntary” donations and “optional” activities, not to mention whatever the latest marketing scam/craze he and his mates will “neeeeeeed Daaaaad “.

Fist Jnr. saw two of them, and laughed his cock off, the little bastard.

Five dollah is cheap for childcare mind. Long time.

What are they called?

Met loads of “ex-paras” in my former line of work, my usual response to the 99% who were bullshitting was to ask how it felt to be able to walk again. The only bloke I knew who actually was in the regiment rarely spoke about it, and only then once he’d got to know you- really chilled bloke, super nice, but I saw him get angry once, very briefly, and it was scary as fuck. I met him in 1986 just after I’d left school and was working at an outdoor centre with him. He mentioned once that he’d served in Ireland and the Falklands, which, at the time, I didn’t realise the significance of, but later realised he’d seen some very nasty stuff.

He was a bit puzzled when I started dragging my arsehole across the floor after I’d had a shite.