Monkeys Fist

It’s how they get in the mood for doing their sister/wife/kids.

Are you saying he was a “friend” of Cheryl Cole, Will I Am and Tough Guy Mick?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-55290883 Some cunt burgled his home during his funeral. I wouldn’t want to be them when they’re caught.

And lose all the perks we had as a founding member, not to mention any sliver of respect we may have had. It’s a plan who’s genius is in it’s simplicity.

With Brexit looming, it’s imperative that we keep our whites the whitest, so we’re using Persil.

Aye, but it’s good that, as a Millwall NTO, he’s comfortable talking openly about his sexuality and fetishes, as seen below. ( If you’re unfamiliar with docking, here’s a clue…)

BBC couldn’t even be arsed to update the score on their full-time report.

Wrong Pong Pooey

Aye, it’s fucking mint- they’re rallying round a tramp fantasist with a history of dodgy fuckwittery, whilst writing off a bonafide billionaire interest in their shitty club because their last “messiahs”, who are now evil incarnate, would still hold a minority of shares.

I remember the Cod Wars with Iceland in the 70s- shittest war ever.

Baht she wuz wan of us, you Norvern Mahnkey.

He’s definitely on something.

Not as terrified as her cats when they read this, though.

2020

Never Tried Oranges? Not Totally Out? Nonce Training Organiser? There’s an imaginary group of Millwall arseholes in the moving picture show Green Street known as The NTO, but no real-life hardman would name themselves after a pretend group of luvvies, would they?

“ Eeh, our well-spoken Johnny, what time do you call this? Where’ve you been son?” ” Out smashing pussy Mam”

Fair point, You need to take up Shedding. It’s a whole new world.

That’s like Gary Glitter criticising Jimmy Savile.

I was looking through some Hearns clips and never realised he was in the double KO club.

This is thoroughly depressing… https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-55239668 TLDR-The weight of human-made objects will overtake that of all flora and fauna by the end of the year.

If you’re on PlayStation, @Ant, Just Cause 4 is free this month on PS+ I downloaded it for Fist Jnr, told him it’s “grown-up Fortnite, with extra explosions”. He’s loving it. 👍 Your wean might like it?

He’s a martyr to his bowels, eeeeh, this weather is playing hell with his sciatica.

Claude Monet is more impressionist than Joelinton.